I’ve heard of silent but deadly, but this is a first for me. Jennifer Lawrence loves farts, but she didn’t almost take down a man with a deadly fart. That’s not to say the near-death situation wasn’t peak-Jennifer Lawrence, of course.
Jennifer was promoting Passengers with her co-star Chris Pratt on The Graham Norton Show on Friday and she told a story about the time her ass almost committed involuntary manslaughter. During the filming of The Hunger Games in Hawaii, Jennifer was in a wet suit and shooting a scene on sacred rocks. Her ass got itchy from the neoprene, so she scratched it against the rocks. This was a no-no, because according to JLaw, it’s disrespectful to rub your toot-toot against sacred rocks.
The Hawaiian island god living in the sacred rocks clearly had enough of JLaw rubbing her ass all over it. One of the rocks came loose and pulled a Raiders of the Lost Ark by rolling down a mountain towards a sound guy. This marks the first time in history that Jennifer Lawrence was beaten to an awkward fall by something else.
Thankfully, the sound guy wasn’t killed. The people of Hawaii, however, weren’t as relieved. As JLaw says, some saw the rock as a sign of a curse. Meanwhile, I’m sure there was at least one Hawaiian who saw the rock as a blessing. A genuine Hunger Games prop that was rubbed repeatedly by Jennifer Lawrence’s ass? I bet they got at least $1000 for that rock on eBay.