Jennifer Lawrence fell while collecting her Oscar. She fell the next year at the Oscars while walking on the red carpet. And at the Madrid premiere of Los Juegos Del Hambre: Sinsajo – Parte 2, she fell again. Just call her Jennifer Eatfloor-ence. I know, I know, I’ll get my things together and exit stage left as you play “The Price is Right losing horn.”
The most real human on earth was walking the red carpet at the Madrid premiere when it looks like her heel turned on her by getting caught in her death trap of a dress, which caused her to go down. I think she and Jimmy Fallon are in competition to see who can be the clumsiest trick in Hollywood. Either Jennifer Lawrence’s people need to start holding a mattress while walking in front of her or she needs to immediately enroll in Drag U so she can learn how to tame a pair of heels.
I’d usually say, “Bitch faked it again to look oh-so-quirky,” but that’s not much of a fall and the only video of it is blurry as hell. Maybe she was just rehearsing for next year’s Oscars where she’ll walk onto the stage, slip on a banana peel and grab onto the velvet drapes which will bring the entire roof down. She’ll say, “Ooops, did I do that?“, into the camera before the screen goes black.