Ashley Kaufmann IS A Lohan
Four years ago, Kristi Horn told InTouch Weekly that human turd Michael Lohan raw dog dicked a baby into her and on tonight's episode of The Trish Goddard Show, her 17-year-old daughter Ashley Kaufmann learns the awful truth. She's half Lohan. I don't know what's worse: the fact that another poor child has to write Michael Lohan's name down next to "father" on government forms or the fact that Maury Povich wasn't the one who gave the tragic news. If Maury doesn't tell you that you ARE the father, are you really the father? Some shit to ponder.
TMZ posted the moment where Ashley finds out that her biological father is a piece of trash who looks like a shit log coming out of a turtle's ass. Right after the news is announced, Kristi Horn does what she did ten seconds after she let Michael Lohan do her bareback style: she weeped! Michael tries to give Ashley a fake hug, which makes her scream "NO! NO! NO!" before giving in.
Ashley is Michael's fifth kid and he's got a sixth one on the way.
Poor girl. She isn't going to get one cent from Michael Lohan and her mother just had to tell the world that she's a Lohan.
I think I'd rather have permanent hemorrhoids than have Michael Lohan as a father, because at least hemorrhoids won't call you up in the middle of the night and beg you for rent money.
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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Fri, 11/16/2012 - 5:10pm.
I like how it said "Lindsay Lohan's sister" instead of Michael Lohan's daughter. These people are fucking trash too, and that ugly gremlin looks just like him.
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I usually try to refrain from commenting on other people's comments but yours was truly distasteful...to say the least. Calling someone an "ugly gremlin", that was unnecessarily mean.
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I like how it said "Lindsay Lohan's sister" instead of Michael Lohan's daughter. These people are fucking trash too, and that ugly gremlin looks just like him.
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Ick. I mean, really. If you were the mom, why would you even start this? it's not like you'll ever get child support. Poor kid.
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Hey, if you have to live with the fact that Michael Lohan is your Dad, you may as well make some money off of it.
If she's smart, she will make the Tv rounds, get that $$ and go to college. Get a good job and disappear.
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Any more kids and Michael Lohan could be classified as a male sea horse.
Only with less parental intervention.
I heard that she doesn't want money, just that the truth be told. Maybe her step sister Lindsay could show her some tricks.
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I don't get it. If she is going to push him away, why did she want to know he was her father in the first place? Child support? He doesn't have any money, does he?
Well...what did he look like 17 years ago? Lol
This young girl looks just like him! Didn't need a DNA test!
Wow that is bad news. Like your-life-is-divided-into-before-and-after bad news. Ugh.
Submitted by WinterOwl22 :
Whamo, I kinda felt sorry for her at first but then I thought that since she's willing to show her face on tv I couldn't feel sorry for her. She seemed a little embarassed though.
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She's 17. Consider perhaps she has a mean ass mom that you just Do.No.Say.No.To. I did. Bad shit happened if you went against her wishes. I'll give this poor girl the benefit of the doubt.
Submitted by JTROS on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 2:58pm.
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Seriously!! Yes, I'm one of those people who look at the Lohans and feel better about my life, and my family. I guess I should make that my "worst-day" mantra: "At least I'm not a Lohan!!"
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I knew these two... Not much of a difference had Ashley had Dina for a mom! But she's a sweet girl and you've gotta feel for her having such a creeper for a dad.
Dollars to donuts they got paid dollars and there were donuts in the green room. A famewhore gotsta get PAID.
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Poor child. I'd cry and scream, too, if I got the news that caused any gaze into the future to result in "FUCKED". To discover the only thing worse than your fame-whoring-wannabe Mom is your uberfucked famewhoring bioDad. CPS needs to get on her case right away before she becomes a "curious case" like Ali. Fameho Mom: keep her away from Dina. FAR away. You should stay away from her, too. Definitely insist on supervised visits with Michael.
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That woman's loud fake sobbing is like nails on a chalkboard. Also, staged or not, the way he forces a hug on the girl as she's clearly saying, "No, no" pretty sums up everything we need to know about his parenting style and everything else. He's so gross.
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Submitted by TrashyWilma on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 3:10pm.
It was obvious the kid was a Lohan the minute she agreed to get on the show.
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She was on Dr.Phil before this show too. The fame whoring apple doesn't fall far from the fame whoring tree.
how many stupid women are there, for real?? This fucker just keeps pro-creating, acting like there is no such thing as child support, he makes jocks and rappers look like choir boys with all their collection of baby mamma's, the Lohan gene is fugly and wack and all these insane women should have seriously considered alternatives if this foolio was the father or even potential father, byatches that is why they have the morning after pill, everyone can excuse a mistake in the sex department but to continue spreading the Hohan gene is completely unacceptable.
I would be infinitely more surprised if ANDY Kaufman was a Lohan.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Any normal person could (and do) get this done at a clinic and handle this through the courts and as privately as possible.
I'm stating the obvious here - but there is NO WAY this had to get to television to happen. That woman is a complete, disgusting, wreck of a famewhore and I hope she burns in hell.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 3:18pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 3:12pm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9NwQqMxD-k
:-) :-)
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the grifters and the dummies sure like to multiply...
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 3:12pm.
we gotta get our rhythm back, Whammy! lmao
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LLOL, I know we're both pushing and pulling at the same time. Ok you push...I'll pull...ah..there we go baby!:D
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 3:04pm.
Submitted by Whamo: but maybe she doesn't have a choice.
And there's a new Brad post on JJ...
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I can't see you being able to force your kid to go on TV, that doesn't seem probable to me.
now I DO know I'll go over to JJ and see what batshit crazy reaction they are having to a new undoubtedly mundane post
Dang, I didn't know Michael spent that much time in jail. How did he have the time to father all these children. I just looked it up on his Wiki. Oh yeah, that and the fact that the DNA testing occurred in 2008!!!
Phoney shit fest, that clip above!
we gotta get our rhythm back, Whammy! lmao
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 3:04pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 2:49pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 2:42pm.
these shows are based upon mother-daughter, all types of combinations of nobodies. it is the "celebrity" [boy we're beating the shit out of that term here] appearance that is unusual here
maybe they don't run them in Canada, but i see commercials for these types of shows all the time -- "do you have a daughter you've lied to about her father? write us and tell us your story and you could be on our show? POB blah blah" usually just 15 sec or so, just text on the tv screen
but, see my ETA after lillibud spoke. if there was a DNA test years ago, Ashley was in on this
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
It was obvious the kid was a Lohan the minute she agreed to get on the show.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 2:49pm.
assuming lilybud is correct, ignore everything i just said LOL
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Oh sorry Foxxy, I just caught this part....just ignore what I said to you now:P
The girl looks just like Michael Lohan, his eldest son, Michael Jr. and Ali (before the nose job).
I don't know what this girl and her mother think they're going to get from this dead beat. Does he even have a job other than selling out LL on TMZ?
@ que cochina - "Ya but no but ya"...I LOVE Vicky Pollard!! And everything else Walliams and Lucas!
As for this poor kid, runaway from your mother and ersatz father as soon as you can.
That Vicky was a hoot! Sure miss Little Britain!
Submitted by Whamo: "I might get flamed for this BUT...This girl is as willing participant in this clusterfuck, why should anyone feel sorry for her?"
Well, I'm not gonna flame you, but maybe she doesn't have a choice. She's not 18 yet, so maybe her mother can force her to. She certainly doesn't look happy about it.
And there's a new Brad post on JJ...
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 2:49pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 2:42pm.
1. i know nothing of this particular host but i think on most of these types of shows the contact person (mom or mike) is barred from telling the "subject" of the show (ashley) what the show is really about. not sure if whatever ashley might have personally signed would say what the true topic of the show is
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You know I love you Foxxy BUT...:)..lol...I don't believe for a second ANY of these people go on any of these shows without knowing what they are there for. There is no way this kid was totally blindsided finding out Lohan was her Dad. You can be sure this paternity conversation has been a dinner table topic for years. I mean what would these mother and daughter nobodies be booked for OTHER than this? They are not famous or relevant for anything at all so there would be no other reason for them to even be on TV?
And you expect what exactly?
Money? Not going to get it? Love? HAHAHAHA!
Get in line for exploitation, embarassment, harrasment and abuse honey.
This dumbass mother/daughter duo have been on every talk show imaginable. I personally have seen them on Dr. Phil, Entertainment Tonight, and Access Hollywood. Ok, you've proved Michael Lohan is the bio dad. Happy now?
JFC. And I thought my life/family was bad. Bravo, kid - you win (LOSE).
4 years? I thought the states usually didn't wait that long if there's a deadbeat needing to pay child support rather than taxpayers.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 2:47pm.
I see the stuntqueen and famewhoring gene was successfully passed on.....
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How's he gonna support a sixth kid? He can't even support the first five. He oughta just get an ordinary job like everyone else does.
The thing is, he must have sales skills and a certain sleazy charm. He's got a bit of celebrity. You can use that to sell cars or houses or something. (I'd say securities, too, but I think he's barred from that industry.)
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 2:42pm.
I agree.They have all known about this for years and every single one of them had such a phony, staged reaction. I'm sure they are hoping to score a reality show or something out of this whole ordeal.
Just when you think the Lohans can't get any more shitty, they foist another one on us! You wait, this bitch'll be EVERYWHERE in no time and probably end up living with "big sis" and getting a Whoreywood "career".
Whamo, I think she's hoping to be the next Lilo.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 11/15/2012 - 2:42pm.
I might get flamed for this BUT...This girl is as willing participant in this clusterfuck, why should anyone feel sorry for her?
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You make a valid point ::shuts off flamer I use on Whamo for Fishy posts::
I would never admit to being related to that family. NE. VAH. It's not like she's gonna get any retro child support. If he did have money she would have to wrestle it out of WO's cold dead skeletor hand.