The Deadliest Snatch

Carrying her urine sample for a chlamydia test, Kim Kartrashian showed up to Midori's Halloween party in NYC last night dressed up like a rotten fish that needs to be thrown back into the sea. That green skull is reacting the same way I react when I see that Kim has suffocated her Mount Doom ass under ten layers of Spanx and sparkly scales that match the sparkly scales on Gay Fish's dirt star. Kim used a fresh-out-of-the-plastic-bag blond wig from a discount Halloween store to make her plastic face look even more like a Scream mask that was dipped in lead-based bronze paint. Bitch's face is making a stop off in Giuliana Rancic-ville before it goes full Wildenstein.

Apparently, Kim is supposed to be Daryl Hannah in Splash. This makes sense, because in the Director's Cut of Splash, while Darryl Hannah is lying in bath tub, Tom Hanks comes in and pisses all over her tail.

Gay Fish is supposed to be some kind of boat captain, but fool looks more like a Kennedy on Labor Day (shading Taylor Swift?) or like Blaine from Glee or an assistant manager at a Talbots outlet. Kim and Kanye obviously went with a theme this year. The theme being that they both look like cold shit.

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Submitted by italiangal56 on Tue, 10/30/2012 - 11:41am.

This asshole is a fucking joke!

Submitted by Anonymouse73 on Mon, 10/29/2012 - 9:12pm.

Good grief. This posting bot is like a Hydra.

Submitted by ilovetatertots on Mon, 10/29/2012 - 5:26pm.

Awww what an original idea for a couples costume! He must be his own South Park "Gay Fish" character and she must be the fish he swims off with at the end. How cute. :)

Submitted by Narbonne on Mon, 10/29/2012 - 4:59pm.

Dear devyye please take your meds because you sound like you are out to lunch!

Submitted by Freak Speely on Mon, 10/29/2012 - 11:06am.

I know a girl who...reminds me of Cher...she's always changin'...the color of her hair...

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Submitted by bookworm on Mon, 10/29/2012 - 10:02am.

I can't believe I am going to say this but she looks good with blonde hair. Although the wig is a bit too blonde/white. She would look good with golden blonde highlights in her real hair.

Submitted by Narbonne on Mon, 10/29/2012 - 9:17am.

I can't wait till she has her first baby and turns into some big fat mess! We have all seen these big ass messes have one baby and the rest of there life trying to lose the 60 pounds they gained. Make my day Kim!

Submitted by MizRo on Mon, 10/29/2012 - 9:04am.

If anyone remembers, she started hanging out with Parisite: I despise them both, and their respective families, with the intensity of a million suns at their zenith.
WHY do people watch her show/buy her products/feed the greed machine?? WHY?
Dry up her "fans" and they will disappear, hopefully.

Submitted by skinny fat on Mon, 10/29/2012 - 8:46am.

gottdamn kim kuntrashian looks HIDEOUS. that asshole with her just looks stupid, as usual. quick kimye come on the hamptons and go swimming today!!!!

Submitted by betseyfan2 on Mon, 10/29/2012 - 8:29am.

That bodice is screaming out for straps.

"Deadliest Snatch"...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Submitted by tonicbitch on Sun, 10/28/2012 - 11:30pm.
No one really knows what lower chats means, it started in a comingback post and sort of took on a life of its own. Along with wig tax, green beans, tennis cans and toilet bats. Man I miss those days.

Wig tax and toilet bats stil crack me up.

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 10/29/2012 - 8:22am.

::eyeroll:: oh just stop it, you stoopid whore. this is how it's done. Get ready to bow, bitch..

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Submitted by chaka1 on Mon, 10/29/2012 - 8:10am.

This chick is not cute. She's fat, boring and sloppy. Kanye is a freak.

Submitted by Dog on Mon, 10/29/2012 - 6:54am.

Oh my dear God. Except for his thlippers, Kanye's wearing the same outfit Princess Diana wore on the afternoon of the night she died!!!! There are pics of her at the hotel!

*dies laughing*

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Submitted by SFRB on Mon, 10/29/2012 - 3:39am.

I love that someone mentioned that Tom Hanks peed on Darryl Hannah and that inspired KK to wear this outfit.

Bravo

Submitted by Kandykane on Mon, 10/29/2012 - 2:05am.

A ridiculous whorebag with a frozen mask for a face, an ass that's 6 axe handles across, and a pair of drooping tits that are always on fuckin display. As with Penis Hilton, I bet this bitch is the most boring ass mothafucka to try and have a conversation with.

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Submitted by KA on Mon, 10/29/2012 - 12:46am.

tennis cans.... pie goods... *sniff* remember the good ol' days y'all? there hasn't been a good dose of crazy round here in a long time. or maybe there has and ive missed it idk.

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Submitted by Anniefila on Mon, 10/29/2012 - 12:42am.

I hate this nasty bitch. I hope she reads this and I hope Kanye threatens me like his gay ass does everyone. I bet he doesnt consider her Caucasian as he is a racist towards whites but guess what Kanye, you are a disgrace to your own race. You be screwin a million guys leftovers with Kim's worn out coochie.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 10/29/2012 - 12:07am.

Kanye supposedly loved her look as a blonde. Countdown to her dying her hair in 3....2....1....

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Submitted by beakers bitch on Sun, 10/28/2012 - 11:43pm.

Someone further down mentioned Heidi Klum showing these bitches how Halloween is done. I googled her because I hadn't heard about her Halloween party or seen her costume and, coolness, her party is being livestreamed on Oct. 31.

http://www.livestream.com/heidiklum

ETA: Nevermind, that's from last year.

Submitted by Mani6 on Sun, 10/28/2012 - 11:07pm.

Yes Tonic, it was all about Shitney and the Jolie-Pitt threads got pretty psychotic also! Loves Angelina...wow!

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Submitted by tonicbitch on Sun, 10/28/2012 - 11:03pm.

Mani, right? And no one knew who the Kuntrashians were back then. Good times.

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Submitted by tonicbitch on Sun, 10/28/2012 - 11:30pm.

No one really knows what lower chats means, it started in a comingback post and sort of took on a life of its own. Along with wig tax, green beans, tennis cans and toilet bats. Man I miss those days.

MOM EYE STARES...yes and you could actually post comments without being registered or "verified". Many many trolls!

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Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Sun, 10/28/2012 - 10:32pm.

I don't mind seeing Kim on here as of lately since she always looks fucking stupid. Hahahahaha. Her looks are going quicker than lager turns to piss.

Submitted by NationalVelvet on Sun, 10/28/2012 - 10:27pm.

Kanye's ready for his trip to Fire Island. Kim looks like a freaky mannequin, eeeeew!

Submitted by A Head of Delusion on Sun, 10/28/2012 - 10:18pm.

hahaha step on her tail! LOL ☺

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 10/28/2012 - 11:01pm.
OH MY GOD THUMB 4! Her face...his face!

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I know! That one really hammers home how much older her plastic surgery is making her look and how dumpy she is becoming. Looks like fucking Mamie Van Doren.

And he's always been a fugly jackass.

Submitted by RedPeggy on Sun, 10/28/2012 - 10:02pm.

I smell fish. And Gay Fish.

Submitted by tonicbitch on Sun, 10/28/2012 - 10:00pm.

No one really knows what lower chats means, it started in a comingback post and sort of took on a life of its own. Along with wig tax, green beans, tennis cans and toilet bats. Man I miss those days.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 10/28/2012 - 9:42pm.

Step.on.her.train! Do.it! hahaha

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 10/28/2012 - 9:31pm.

OH MY GOD THUMB 4! Her face...his face!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by moonmaid on Sun, 10/28/2012 - 9:26pm.

And I'm still laughing over "Deadliest Snatch" That was pure fucking genius! lol

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sun, 10/28/2012 - 10:29pm.

From memory I can confirm that Madison (Splash) was not a stout, dumpy, lumpy fucking whore with a silicone ass the size of the Rock of Gibraltar and just as hard. I wish these shitheads would just overdose on the stench of their own shit. Shoot them please.

Ha ha ha ha - I think you've said it all!

Submitted by Stan Hooper on Sun, 10/28/2012 - 9:20pm.

Kanye's eyes in thumbnail 4 tells the whole mess in his eyes!!

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Submitted by servehair on Sun, 10/28/2012 - 9:19pm.

thanks for your posting and like that girl ,and besides the human hair extensions.....
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 10/28/2012 - 9:14pm.

Crazyinjapan, LOL at the translations. Can't believe Brit literally went out without pants!

@Hekki, KK uses it as moisturizer! ;D

Wish that vial she's is carrying was radioactive...

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Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Sun, 10/28/2012 - 9:13pm.

Bitch is entering Joan Van Ark territory there with her make-up.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 10/28/2012 - 9:08pm.

I wouldnt be surprised if she were pregnant. She's the kind of trollop who would get knocked up before she's divorced from her husband. She's just ghetto - another baby momma.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 10/28/2012 - 9:04pm.

Her boobs look veiny. Did she get sperminated?

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sun, 10/28/2012 - 9:02pm.

Submitted by moonmaid on Sun, 10/28/2012 - 10:21pm.
Two of my favorite comments so far:

Submitted by Who Datt on Sun, 10/28/2012 - 8:30pm.
She looks like Ursula after tentacle-reduction surgery.

Submitted by chlyn on Sun, 10/28/2012 - 8:17pm.
I don't see a mermaid; I see a manatee.

I'll take your word for it since I can't be bothered scrolling any further than your comment. Those are fucking hilarious.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 10/28/2012 - 9:02pm.

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Submitted by sillykat on Sun, 10/28/2012 - 10:26pm.

she looks like Cher. And Cher is, what, 87 years old or some shit? Kim, you gotta stop fucking with you face
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what are you talking about? Kim says she has never done anything but Botox! ONCE!

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sun, 10/28/2012 - 8:59pm.

The funny (sad) thing is that this is how these two dickheads dress on a daily basis. From memory I can confirm that Madison (Splash) was not a stout, dumpy, lumpy fucking whore with a silicone ass the size of the Rock of Gibraltar and just as hard. I wish these shitheads would just overdose on the stench of their own shit. Shoot them please.

Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 10/28/2012 - 8:59pm.

Apparently, Kim is supposed to be Daryl Hannah in Splash. This makes sense, because in the Director's Cut of Splash, while Darryl Hannah is lying in bath tub, Tom Hanks comes in and pisses all over her tail."

HAHAHAHAHAHA! That cracked me up.