Bobby Brown Got Another DUI

Bobby Brown was arrested on March 26, 2012 for being a drunk driving mess, and so he celebrated the 7 month anniversary of his last DUI a little early by getting another DUI this morning. HAPPY SEMI-ANNUAL DUI, Bobby B!

TMZ says that around 1 this morning in L.A., police noticed that Bobby Brown’s car was swerving and sliding all over the street. Bitch’s car was doing the Every Little Step dance. They pulled Bobby over and when the police walked up to his window, they knew what it felt like to toss White Oprah’s salad as she lets out a fart. The inside of Bobby’s car smelled like sad desperation wrapped in a cloud of whiskey fumes and Pall Mall smoke.

Bobby agreed to do a sobriety test and he got an F. Bobby became one with a pair of handcuffs, was taken to the station and posed for his 500th mug shot. Bobby hasn’t bailed out yet.

See, here’s a good reason for why Bobby should try to build a strong and trusting relationship with his daughter Bobbi Kristina. Bobbi Kristina is supposedly sober right now and what stupid Bobby really needs is a designated driver who will drive him around while he gets boozed all the way up in the passenger seat. If I ever have kids, I’m going to try to be as nice to them as possible, but only because in 20 years I don’t want them to hang up on my face when I call them to pick my drunk ass up from the bar.