Kris Jenner Is A Shameless Whore, Water Is Wet

October 11, 2012 / Posted by:

Get your overstuffed ass out to pasture OLD kash kow Kim, there’s a new boo in Kris Jenner‘s life. At least, Kris would love for there to be… a new Honey Boo Boo to be more specific. Just a couple of weeks ago Kris was turning her overly manicured nose up and shame, shame, shame on you-ing at Mama June for her child whoring ways and for being “classless”. I’ll wait a minute for the laughter to subside.

Now Kris wants to manage Honey Boo Boo. Mmmmhmmm.

So Hollywood Life has the scoop on Kris’s amazing turnaround, based solely on her love for children and not at all by the realization that she’s thisclose to being ousted by some 7 year old hillbilly beauty pageant princess. And if you can’t get richer by pimping your own kids any more, why not get richer by pimping your replacement?? You have to slow clap for Kris’s dedication to whoring and her complete lack of dignity and self respect. Bitch is on her game.

At this point, Kris is just extending the hand(cuff) and Mama June hasn’t talked to her about it. Please Universe, if this meeting ever does occur, let Mama June have one of her famous gas attacks, and let her burp and fart and laugh in Kris’s begging face with a mouthful of half chewed sketti as Honey Boo Boo snaps TWO Z’s!!!! And let the cameras capture every delicious second of it. AMEN.

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