Fear Factor Goes To The Donkey Show
If you're in the middle of swallowing a glob of Red Bull (wink wink at you, Demi) and evaporated milk, you should pretend that it's donkey piss and donkey jizz, because if you're able to keep it down without heaving up 90% of your internal organs, you could win $50,000 on Fear Factor! The dust storm of bleached dandruff, fake tan residue and sea jasper ash that just covered L.A. is from Lindsay Lohan running over to NBC to sign up for Fear Factor.
In the past, Fear Factor has fed their contestants all sorts of delicious gourmet delicacies like blended rats, sloth dicks wrapped in the ass cheeks of a baboon, snail vaginas, tarantula shit, charred fetus heads, etc.. etc... But their latest stunt dipped so low into the bowels of disgustingness that some NBC executives weren't sure if they should air it. But as they proved by giving Whitney a full season, NBC has no fucks to give and will air it anyway!
Someone who works at Fear Factor tells TMZ that on an episode that airs Monday, the contestants have to swallow (no spitting allowed) entire cups of bladder juice and nut gravy from a donkey. Each contestant had to drink every last drop of donkey piss and jizz before they moved on to the next round, and some of them did it. SUCIO! It must be a very special Kardashian-themed episode.
$50,000 could buy you a lot of shit (like 50,000 items from Taco Bell's new breakfist menu!), but is all that money really worth felching down the jizz of an ass in front of millions of people? It's one thing to drink donkey cum in the comfort of a Tijuana Donkey Show while surrounded by friends, but it's another to do it in front of a TV camera. What if you get pregnant? What if you shit out a tiny donkey human baby into the toilet? You're going to need more than $50,000 to raise it. And I don't even want to think about how they milked that donkey, but I'm sure it involved Joe Rogan's lubed-up hand and a copy of Heidi Montag's Playboy spread.
But in NBC's defense, they've aired much grosser shit than hos drinking donkey semen. Like Donald Trump's face, for example.
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$50,000 measly bucks? After taxes, that's nothing and for a disgusting stunt like this!? Whoever's willing to do it deserves at least a milli+ so they can live it up even after the medical bills are paid.
"FEAR Factor" oh, bullshit. Nothing is remotely scary about this show. it's just trying to be as gross as possible. But all the people on this show will do this stunt anyways because they think it makes them look cool to do stupid shit on television.
The only time I saw all the people on this show refuse to do a stunt was when they had a bunch of women on and the women had to get bad haircuts. Only one chick would do it. She got $25,000 for her trouble since nobody else was willing to do it. Bunch of wussies. I'd shave my head for twenty-five grand!
Dis-fucking-gusting.
That us abso-fucking-lutely disgusting. Who the fuck jacked off the donkey? Did they fucking test it for diseases? Fuck the people, what did the donkey do to be exploited like that? Any stupid asshole who drinks a donkey cocktail deserves anything diseases they might get.
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You dumb bitch, I am home.-MK
I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with the donkey.
What the fuck. Honestly. Beyond the sheer revulsion of it, and possibly health issues (?) this shit has gone way too far and is just cruel to animals. How is this entertainment, and why would anyone do this for A CHANCE! at the money? Even if it was a sure thing there's no way. I'm actually gagging a bit writing this.
As Migraineuse said so succintly: Degrades the whole species. Human and animal both.
Degrades the whole species. Human and animal both.
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Shit, I can barely handle man gravy, let alone jizz from a donkey. Nasty.
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Submitted by Joeb
Welcome to Obama's America.
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.... For your information Joeb, these types of stunts have happened years before today on a movie called Jackass and that was during Bush's era. Looking further back the Japaneses would have kooky ass game shows that had us Americans wondering why in the world...fast forward 10-15 years we were doing the same shit. .... so tired of ignorant fucks ...
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Here is the problem with you calling someone else an ignorant fuck after you actually list your proofs that insane reality stunts existed in prior years and cultures that would preclude associating such stunts with the current Kenyaindoillian President. Only a really really truly ignorant stupid dumbfucking idiot would actually think that the saying Welcome to Obama's America was a serious attempt to blame a reality stunt's outrageous nature upon the President. WTF is wrong with you?
Something about this feels like BS to me. Fear Factor got cancelled in the first place because viewers got sick of watching people eat nasty stuff for money. It's just not that entertaining and as someone earlier pointed out, we now have youtube. That's the first reason I think this is bogus.
The second is that I don't think the network would allow it. It's just beyond gross and actually, oddly, veering into a pornography realm. I don't know, it just sounds like a bullshit rumor to me.
That is all.
How many donkeys does it take to fill up a cup? Is it fresh or frozen donkey jizz?
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Please: It's "rahnday."
I imagine this could have some kind of health consequences? Ewwww.....
Submitted by Joeb on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 1:10pm.
Welcome to Obama's America.
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Why do people have to constantly bring up Obama and his presidency on a topic that has nothing to do with him or his politics? For your information Joeb, these types of stunts have happened years before today on a movie called Jackass and that was during Bush's era. Looking further back the Japaneses would have kooky ass game shows that had us Americans wondering why in the world...fast forward 10-15 years we were doing the same shit. Sorry for the rant folks but I am so tired of ignorant fucks who have to throw shade onto the president for a non-issue. The man ain't black Jesus he did not come to this planet to save your ass from whatever fucked up situation your life may be in. Maybe it is time to log off the damn gossip sites...
SMDH. That is sick as hell.
Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 1:27pm.
I can't believe people would do this shit for a freaking *chance* to win $50k. People are such cheap whores.
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$50,000 to guzzle some asses jizz and piss? sorry, but that ain't nearly enough cash. I would however, PAY that much to see KK do it while I sat ringside sipping a mint julep and laughing...
That show is just taking their bar higher and higher and it's just so stupid. If you want to watch people retch, go on youtube. there are probably thousands of those... but how low do you have to be to do that??? I'd rather eat out LiLo...
ew. maybe not.
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$50K for a jackass martini? Hoes should be lining up for this!! Hussies been drinking jizz from assholes since the end of time. Cheers!
Mike, Spaz - Jack Ass did it in either 2 or 3 and Steve-O drank the jizz.
I had to look away, almost threw up in the theater.
The gays are really taking over TV
The egg salad I just had for lunch is not sitting so well. Excuse me for a bit.
Submitted by mike on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 12:29pm.
The "Jackass" guys did this years ago in one of their movies.
I thought Fear Factor had long since been canceled? I hate Joe Rogan.
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I think it was. This is Jay Leno's fault, that fucker. After his 10:00 thing failed miserably, NBC didn't have enough Law&Order to go around and they've been struggling to fill the schedule since.
I can't believe people would do this shit for a freaking *chance* to win $50k. People are such cheap whores.
WHAT?!?! This cannot be true.
Just thinking about this makes me heave.
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Would you rather drink 2 cups of donkey excretions OR watch Whitney episodes on a loop for 12 hours?
(I'll take donkey jizz!)
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I would like to do very naughty things to Joe Rogan!! I know he's a total d-bag, but I still would.
Welcome to Obama's America.
Billionaires pay to see hollywood actresses do what we can see for free!
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 1:00pm.
And for an extra $30,000 they get to snowball the donkey.
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BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
But SO FUCKING GROSS! *huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurls*
And for an extra $30,000 they get to snowball the donkey.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
*projectile vomits*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
I will not be watching this episode.
"What if you get pregnant? What if you shit out a tiny donkey human baby into the toilet?"
Bwahahaaahaaaaaaaa!!!!!
Thanks, I needed that.
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If you have to drink all of it, really it depends on what the donkey had for lunch, I suppose after you get over the initial bitterness/sweetness, the rest is just gravy. We've all drunk gravy, non? hehehe
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WTF!!!
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 12:50pm.
I might have to reorder cable for this shit. Are they handed the cup or do they have to work for it?
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OMG! I would watch it then!!
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Not only are you drinking donkey piss, but Joe Rogan is standing there judging you before the rest of Anerica does.
Drinking donkey jizz on TV? I hope you won the $50,000 because you deserve to be fired.
I might have to reorder cable for this shit. Are they handed the cup or do they have to work for it?
What next, poo poo? Poor donkey wasting his stuff. They're not hung like horseys, are they? Yeah, if the female is ready she won't move when he comes at her. Otherwise, she bucks like a beast. Hahaha
"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK
“Please don't go. We'll eat you up. We love you so.”
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Hahahaha EEG and Datura! Bigbendy the Chapelle Show FF was one of my faves. Look honey, I can finally afford that big rock you wanted! lmao
*refuses to process what I just read*
Is it wrong that I'm glad this show is back on?
Jizz ass loves you this I know
for the bible tells me so
Little ones to him belong
Sucky's showed them all his schlong
*crosses arms in judgemental fashion*
Well, no one is FORCING anyone to drink donkey piss and jizz.
And anyone who does that without getting at least half the cash upfront is terminally stupid and can't be helped.
Drinking wee? So it's a Kardashian biography, right?
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You know they sell the HUGE CANS of Sugar Free Red Bull now. You could take one of those more easily than a donkey peen (down there).
As long as it doesn't taste/smell like asparagus... then I'm good to go.
*sits next to mike* I hate joe rogaine, too.
*gags*
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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)
The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
*gags*.....*gags*....FUCK Thatttt. *gags*
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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)
The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Fri, 01/27/2012 - 12:30pm.
Since most of us have swallowed the jizz of an ASS at one time or another I really don't see the big deal.
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LOL,
*EEG deposits 80k from her last trip to Mexico*
what the fuck? this cannot be true.
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During the rating sweeps you have to bend over and get fucked in the ass by the same donkey.
*starts cutting 50k cheques for the all the Dlist sluts*