Snooki Wants To Forcibly Smoosh Smoosh Lady CaCa
Lady CaCa is hiding out in a giant empty pickle jar full of Valtrex powder, OxyClean and Debby Downer this morning to keep the terrifying Chilean rape monster that is Snooki from forcibly smooshing pickle sludge into her. That South Park episode wasn't just leaded fuel for your night terrors, it was a piece from the real-life future! The waxed Chilean wombat jumped on her Twatter yesterday and spit this fear-inducing nugget out:
The charred pieces of brain meat in Snooki's head are powered by dirty jacuzzi water, rotten fake tan grease and boiled pickle juice, so of course she's going to say shit like this, but that doesn't mean it was necessary or right. The visuals alone! If the visuals in my head were scratch 'n sniff, they would smell like a whole lot of NO (which strangely enough, smells like her own brand of skank water).
On a positive note, it still amazes me to see how far science has come. I mean, scientists actually taught a brain-deficient chimp to Tweet on its own. Don't let anybody tell you that pickles don't work as positive reinforcements.
And here's one of Lady CaCa's greatest fears getting The Big Doucher constellation tattooed on her shoulder in Hollywood the other night.
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Anybody seen the reality show, Jerseylicious? Now, there is true Joisey beauty.
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sexy little lady ..wow!!!!!!!!! you covered evey face..duck lips,drunk old lady lips,porn lips,growly lips...i think i love you hahahahahahha
When is this storage container for STDs going back into obscurity?????
Fuckpig, you are NOT cute, you are not smart, and you are NOT witty. You're just foul.
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"Men have forgotten this truth," said the fox. "But you must not forget it. You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed."
--"The Little Prince", Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
Homely Troll makes her money boozin' and whore'n
Welcome to America!
I read an article earlier about the problem with the yungin's of today casually using "rape" in conversation. Stupid twat!
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"The older you get, the wiser you get...unless you're a banana!" - Rose Nylund
I am more offended that Snookie wants to rape... Lady Gaga. There are so many better celebs to rape in L.A.
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"When I come up, I rush, I rush for you..."
This ugly little fart really needs to shove her head in a pile of horse crap and leave it there.
Oops.
Fake-assed apology to RAINN (although it really should be humanity, everywhere)'s a-coming in 3...2...1...
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
That is one ugly tattoo. And the proportions on that Snookie South Park character are way off. Snookie's waist is larger than her hips and chest.
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Read Triston's Heaux-ventures as he traipses the Heaux-rient Sexpress!
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2012/01/heaux-confessionals-traispsing-t...
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Nigtowl!
What a terrible thing to say about wombats and chimps.
Clearly Snooki is not in the same category.
BTW . . .
WHY did you have to send Jersey Shore to Australia? We thought you liked us.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 01/09/2012 - 10:28am.
This wench is NOT cute! In 20 years, after she has blown through her money I wonder if she will be embarrased with her behavior and how she lived. Can you imagine the horror of having this skank be your mother?
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20 years?!?! More like 20 months & she'll be out of money, if it even lasts that long. She's got that gold digging bf Jionny to help her spend it. Seriously, that guy despises her (and has even said as much on the show), but she probably pays for everything so he sticks around for the free trips & whatnot.
And she was nasty enough before the Situation hooked up with her...now we know she's got the herp & god knows what else.
She gave great duck lips in the middle pic
I really feel for this guy. Its hard enough when regular people think it's photo-op go time when I'm tattooing/piercing them, and then I have an idiot attached to a fucking iPhone shoved in my face while trying to do something really really difficult, but to have to somehow preform on bright orange skin with pro paparazzi flashing away seems like it would be some medieval torture shit... bad karma, that guy must be getting his back or something.
The crazy things people will do for attention when they have zero talent.
Just beyond pathetic and really disgusting!
She truly is disgusting. She looks like one of those people who smells no matter how "cleaned up" they are.
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
*Sits at the head of the unpopular kid table*
I detest Snooki, but, I just can't with the word policing.
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
oooookkkk settle down there, snooks...I'm sure there are some out there that would say the same about you. :-P
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 01/09/2012 - 10:28am.
This wench is NOT cute! In 20 years, after she has blown through her money I wonder if she will be embarrased with her behavior and how she lived. Can you imagine the horror of having this skank be your mother?
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GG I think you have to have sense in your head to know shame....this is not the first time one of these kids has made referrence to rape. I think they are just too stoopit and young to know that the words that fall out of their mouth have meaning.
They are paid to act like assholes, so I am not surprised that they do. Nobody pays me to be an asshole, but I do it for free every now and then...
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
When British comedians make rape jokes I laugh because it usually involves something ridiculous, like a six foot rabbit but if the jokes were that innocent they wouldn't make them in the first place.
I dont understand why so many dudes actually fuck her. These pussy is pussy dudes are making women that are 4s like her think that they are actually attractive. Its terrible
Whamo: Snooki ≠ cunning
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
This wench is NOT cute! In 20 years, after she has blown through her money I wonder if she will be embarrased with her behavior and how she lived. Can you imagine the horror of having this skank be your mother?
Submitted by agirl on Mon, 01/09/2012 - 10:24am.
Rape is not just funny. It's hysterical
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How do you guys stand for comments like these? Really, get help guys.....
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I loathe Snookie.
Rape is just not funny. But I am not surprised that Snookie is too ignorant to know this.
pickle rape
cover of magazine with headline "YEP! I AM GAY!"
http://instinctmagazine.com/images/stories/blogs/jkatz/ellen.jpg
or SOY GAY
http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2010/03/RICKY-MARTIN-PEOPLE-COVER-...
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
She's a class act, that one!
Lets not make a mockery of stapling a dead guys penis to ourselves.
Quick, post a kitten licking an ice cream cone. I'm getting nervous.
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 01/09/2012 - 10:13am.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 01/09/2012 - 10:06am.
list of things not funny on Dlisted:
rape
your weight problem
your oppressive gayness
kid fucking
eating disorders
j.harvey
A guy screwing someone more than ten years his junior (and she's legal)
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 01/09/2012 - 10:13am.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 01/09/2012 - 10:06am.
list of things not funny on Dlisted:
rape
your weight problem
your oppressive gayness
kid fucking
eating disorders
j.harvey
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Making fun of any of the site regs and their friends.
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 01/09/2012 - 10:13am.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 01/09/2012 - 10:06am.
list of things not funny on Dlisted:
rape
your weight problem
your oppressive gayness
kid fucking
eating disorders
j.harvey
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Making fun of any of the site reg and their friends.
period raisins
Chaz's peen
PIPillions
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Mon, 01/09/2012 - 10:12am.
Are you and Mrs. Patrick Campbell the same person?
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Only when I'm filing taxes.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by Provolone on Mon, 01/09/2012 - 10:13am.
j.harvey
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NOOOOOOOO OH MY GOODNESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I wonder if this isn't just a cunning attempt to endear herself a bit to the gays?
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 01/09/2012 - 10:06am.
list of things not funny on Dlisted:
rape
your weight problem
your oppressive gayness
kid fucking
eating disorders
j.harvey
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 01/09/2012 - 9:30am.
The tattoo artist is a very good looking homosexual! We would love to see more pictures of her!!
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Are you and Mrs. Patrick Campbell the same person?
list of things not funny on Dlisted:
rape
your weight problem
your oppressive gayness
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by Goldigga on Mon, 01/09/2012 - 9:46am.
love how pleased with herself she is! lol. Is that damn santa hat still on it?
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Yep she is mighty proud lol, no she doesn't have the santa hat on.
RAPE = HILARIOUS!
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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
Rape is for pussies.
But they just changed the legal definition to include males, and any unwanted penetration.
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I LOVE CARTWHEELS
You're all going to kill me for making this comparison, but the mugging in all these photos is reminding me of Cyndi Lauper.
*reports self*
She is the type of person who will let you have anal sex with her and punch her in the back of the head to make a pink sock happen.
Then she will go out with you again.
Snooki.
What is this, a Lifetime movie???
Ugh. I care not at all about Snooki or any of those Jersey Shore idiots. We need a big celebrity scandal.
Didn't Katy Perry's parents say some antisemitic things over the weekend? (Heard that on the radio this morning)
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. –michelleb
What a douchebag. Or a thick twat.
Or both.
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I hope MK bans Snooki, rape is never funny, especially pickle rape.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Snooki would let you punch her in the back of the neck during anal sex for pink sock time.
Janey: I am with you guys on the rape is not a joke thing......
but she's not the brightest bulb in the box.....
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
That ass pickle stands for what's wrong with people today. Not that it's about her ass pickleness and irrelevance, but that ass pickle is made relevant by a huge ass pickle audience and THAT i cannot understand.
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You got a lot of money, but you can't afford the freeway