From Melissa Gorga To Melissa Gorda
Aaaaaand add this to the long list of shit we can blame Tyra for.
On the left is Melissa Gorga, the tone-deaf trophy wife of Teresa Giudice's (aka Gorilla Head) brother on The Real Housewives on New Jersey. On the right is Melissa Gorga wearing a recycled low-budget fat suit and a droopy prosthetic chin for one of those useless social experiment episodes of Entertainment Tonight. We know how this is going to go. Melissa is going to cry about how everyone stared at her and treated her differently when she had on the fat suit, and once she transforms back into a vapid skinny bitch she'll treat fat people with kindness. Or some other jack off hand motion like that.
Bitch, people aren't staring at you, because you're fat and have a camera crew following you. They're throwing you scared looks, because you don't even have a human body. People don't look like that. You look like a bag of melted caramel marshmallows after a Pepto-Bismol bottle shat all over it. Not to mention that your chin is about to unlock from your head and fall to the sidewalk to be devoured by pigeons. Eric Stoltz in Mask, you are not!
I'm all for ET conducting one of these social experiments even though they have been done a thousand times before and are so played out that even Fishsticks Paltrow's stupid ass did it in a movie, but couldn't they have spent more money on a better fat suit? The Bed, Bath and Beyond plastic bags full of 4 pillows that I carried on the subway this past weekend would've made a better fat suit than that piece of shit crap on her body. A STUNT QUEEN with a pauper budget is the worst.
Massive Mocha, please squash this dumb bitch.
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Submitted by Einah Teb on Mon, 10/24/2011 - 9:02pm.
One problem is that this is more of a male fatsuit than a female fatsuit. Where's the butt? Where are the ponderous boobs?
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PONDEROUS boobs? Like the ones that sit and think over the question? hehehe
PENDULOUS boobs, the ones that hang low (like a pendulum) and sit on top of her stomach.
MK, sometimes (well, quite often) I wonder how you make the stories, I would have looked at both pics and would have written maybe the first paragraph, but I wouldn't have realized that her suit looks indeed as if she were the marshmallow-man of ghostbusters.
@Submitted by erinlee on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 11:12am.
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I think people should decide their own if they want to act like the quarter irish blood they have, or the 50% african blood, or 25% danish - I don't give a fuck where my ancestors are from and everybody I know doesn't give a fuck about their ancestry either. We're not allowed to be proud of being german, so maybe we decided not to be proud of anything at all and it works pretty well.
damn...from the looks of her high school pic, she really needed that nose job. good for her...that's how plastic surgery is supposed to be applied.
i know one of her family members that is half black, half Italian so i'm gonna believe she is as well. what bothers me is why ignore it? you get on a reality show and now have to hide who you really are? that's some real reality there.
the fat suit is beyond ridiculous. skinny hands, skinny forearms but the biggest FUPA ever? gimme a break. what was the point of this social experiments anyone? it's so overdone. even lifetime did a movie about it called "fat like me". between pumpkin patches and fat suits..these pseduo-celebs need a new schitck
This is stupid. If you want to observe fat people, all you have to do is go to Walmart.
The fat suit is deliberately fake looking so no one will believe she is really fat. However, they will believe her to be dumb and vain.
This was a stupid idea. Well, at least she proved she is ugly both fat and skinny.
oh look, your typical Dlisted commenter!
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And imagine how fake it looks in real life, under natural light. If people were staring it's because it looked obviously fake and they were like, WTF is some skinny bitch in a fatsuit?
When you see people on the street, any kind of makeup or fakeness is readily apparent. You can tell it's a wig or makeup covering a tattoo, etc.
it's been done ho. fail.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
You gotta be kidding me with this bitch. Just when I was starting to think she wasn't *that* bad. If it ain't the ugly implants, it's the ugly fat suit. What an attention whore.
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Skinny hands dont match the fat body ... normally, overweight people have bloated hands as well. DUH!
What's the point of the experiment? Are they trying to conclude that obese people have no fashion sense?! Cause that's all I'm seeing.
Submitted by SoulTaker on Tue, 10/25/2011 - 1:32am.
*insert Beavis & Butthead laugh* I watched Souptaker yesterday. One of my favorite episodes. :D God bless Netflix and Youtube.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
I see 2 1/2 fakeass whores going 3 fakeass whores.
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You got a lot of money, but you can't afford the freeway
She looks like she was traipsing around Manhattan in the fat suit loudly saying "Oh my GOD! As a FAT WOMAN, I am SOOOOOOOOO TIRED from walking around ALL DAY!!! Being a FAT WOMAN is SOOOOOOOOOOO HARD!!!!" every few minutes.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Soooooooooo poorly executed and ridiculous. The (sad attempt at) saddlebags and the unnatural, uniformly "fat" calves are particularly hilarious. In thumbnail 10 where she's sitting down and her one leg stretched out, it looks like she's strapped a couple throw pillows to the front and back of her lower leg.
AHAHAHAHAHA!
She looks like Charlie the Bubblegum Monster from the Mighty Boosh. No wonder people stare with that swatch of pink, no fat lady would be caught dead in.
Well, it's not like she's walking in the Land of Skinnyputian, no?. Isn't obesity the "normal" right now?. It's redundant to wear a fat suit pretending to be fat, where there are shitloads of fat people walking the streets with you.
Ah, well. Whatever.
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Hate to again admitting to watching this show, but am I the only one who hates the way she says "Thank YOU Geeeeee zuuuuz" Ugggh annoying.
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
The lady in pink looks like someone I could talk to, that smile on the bikini-clad version makes me wanna reach for heavy armory. Nuff said.
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It looks like the body prosthetic they use for the StaPuft marshmallow man in Ghostbusters. That being said, it's still less fake than that Real Housewives shit.
Im eating Doritos, stoned out of my mind as I read this.
The gap in between her fat legs is killing me.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Mon, 10/24/2011 - 8:46pm.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on Mon, 10/24/2011 - 8:33pm.
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If you want to see somebody totally lose their shit, mention the Moors to them...that is a reaction even I find offensive, and that's saying something.
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"oh no. I'm so sorry. The correct answer is...MOOPS."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ia02fGpUQfU
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
The spirit of fuck you should never be underestimated. ~hotpocket 10/23/11
I find this offensive on many levels...
What would be really good TV is if some REAL fat person saw her and kicked her ass for her crappy impersonation of a fat person
Submitted by Miss Thang on Mon, 10/24/2011 - 9:06pm.
http://realitytea.realitytea.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/new-uploads/2011/...
Thanks for this pic, Topanga. She looks cute here, very natural and sweet.
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Miss Thang, I really wish that Andy Cohen had showed that photo on the reunion special. It's ridiculous, isn't it? But she denied it up and down. So she straightened her hair and got a nose job. Big deal? Just own it, bitch. Being ashamed of being non-white in this day and age?
I'd like to drown her in a vat of chocolate.
http://realitytea.realitytea.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/new-uploads/2011/...
Thanks for this pic, Topanga. She looks cute here, very natural and sweet.
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I like living this way. I like loving this way.
Hahaha what is this fat tourism bullshit? What is the point? Maybe she knows she is a fatty waiting to blossom and is desperately scared of/fascinated by her alter ego. This will be her (and Tyra and Gwyneth) in 7 years, I just know it!:
http://movieclips.com/V9X2t-death-becomes-her-movie-at-home-with-helen/
She looks like she's possessed by the Staypuft Marshmallow Man and the Michelin Man. And her head looks like it's melting!
Also, where are the tits? Those are the first thing to grow! It's like they stuffed random pieces of foam into her clothes and figured, "There! She looks fat now!"
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
What's the point of all this?
One problem is that this is more of a male fatsuit than a female fatsuit. Where's the butt? Where are the ponderous boobs? This looks like Pat from SNL. With long hair.
-Einah
Submitted by Karen Flatts on Mon, 10/24/2011 - 8:33pm.
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If you want to see somebody totally lose their shit, mention the Moors to them...that is a reaction even I find offensive, and that's saying something.
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"oh no. I'm so sorry. The correct answer is...MOOPS."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ia02fGpUQfU
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Lmao @Sans...thanks for the laugh!
Submitted by But_Im_A_Member on Mon, 10/24/2011 - 8:15pm.
Topanga, a lot of Italian Americans refuse to have anything to do with black people. Won't party with em, won't date em, won't marry em...and if you do, your family is most likely having a collective heart attack. I think a lot of Italians from Sicily and southern Italy have African ancestors...they're like next door neighbors on the map.
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If you want to see somebody totally lose their shit, mention the Moors to them...that is a reaction even I find offensive, and that's saying something.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
That looks so fucking fake.
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Won't you come a bit closer, close enough so I can smell you.
I need you to feel this, I can't stand to burn too long.
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You know, it's not just that it's a shitty fat suit that makes this ridiculous as a social experiment. It's that she's walking around with a camera crew and a boom mic operator.
She puts the ripple in fudge ripple. Sessy!
"Or some other jack off hand motion like that."
No truer words.
Weird Al did it better.
If she was that fat for real you would see severe hail damage in that outfit. Durrrr.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
never heard of her but she reminds me of the stay puft marshmallow man from ghostbusters. http://www.poeghostal.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/stay-puft-marshmall...
What in the fuck kinda fat suit is that shit??...and they then encase her in a BRIGHT pink wayyy too small sweatsuit. GAH...so dumb!
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Submitted by ritzyroxie: "They failed on pretty much every count. I mean, her hands are tiny as fuck!"
I'm fat and I have small hands - it's weird, my ring size is smaller than nearly everyone I know. Too bad I can't say the same about the rest of me.
As for this fat suit? It's the strangest looking thing ever. That is not how a real fat person looks.
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Submitted by mudtutle on Mon, 10/24/2011 - 6:29pm.
...Just like not all men are suppose to have a size 9 dick that vibrates.
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Mine is 12 and speaks several languages.
Submitted by mudtutle on Mon, 10/24/2011 - 6:29pm.
...Just like not all men are suppose to have a size 9 dick that vibrates.
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It sure as bloody hell helps.
Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Mon, 10/24/2011 - 7:52pm.
Submitted by TOPANGA on Mon, 10/24/2011 - 7:40pm.
http://realitytea.realitytea.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/new-uploads/2011/...
And she won't admit to being black??!! She looks like the Mowry twins!
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What the fuck? Pinky, your mama is crying her heart out.
Submitted by TOPANGA on Mon, 10/24/2011 - 7:40pm.
http://realitytea.realitytea.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/new-uploads/2011/...
And she won't admit to being black??!! She looks like the Mowry twins!
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Douchechill!
She would have made sense doing this if the bystanders were cranking Ray Parker Jr and screaming "GHOSTBUSTERS" on the beat.
In my mind, these segments are conceived by vapid, skinny bitches (shout out to all y'all vapid, skinny bitches... love ya) who happen to see some huge cretin dressed like shit at a casino. Then, they just have to play out what it would be like for that disgusting cretin they saw at the nickle slots (from the high roller table they were at) in day to day life. On a side note, is there a specific fetish name for people that only want to fuck chicks in giant fat suits? Because that's what i got from this. The desire to fuck a chick in a fat suit. Thanks.