Brad Pitt Doesn't Think His Marriage To Jennifer Aniston Made Him A Fake Bore
Yesterday, Brad Pitt became Douchehole of the Day in some people's eyes and became an even higher god to the Brangeloonies when he beat the dead horse skeleton known as his marriage to Jennifer Aniston by telling Parade: "It became very clear to me that I was intent on trying to find a movie about an interesting life, but I wasn't living an interesting life myself. I think that my marriage (to Aniston) had something to do with it. Trying to pretend the marriage was something that it wasn't."
The halo over Brangelina must never be smudged so Brad is now saying that his words were misunderstood and being married to Jennifer Aniston didn't transform him into a puddle of watery cold stoned grits. Brad is just naturally like that! Brad borrowed one of his kid's sensitivity chip, stuck it between his forehead wrinkle and then said this to Reuters about how his words were misinterpreted:
"It grieves me that this was interpreted this way. Jen is an incredibly giving, loving, and hilarious woman who remains my friend. It is an important relationship I value greatly. The point I was trying to make is not that Jen was dull, but that I was becoming dull to myself -- and that, I am responsible for."
For Brad, the simple lesson to be learned (and programmed into his internal filtration system) here is: Keep your mouth on Angie Jo's asshole and keep that Jennifer Aniston mess out of it.
The other lesson to be learned here is that Brad should've just said "GO SEE MONEYBALL OUT ON SEPTEMBER 23RD!" on a loop since that's pretty much the only point he truly wanted to get across during that interview. The end.
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I agree with lots of you. Before Mr. & Mrs. Smith his films were good. Not that he was a good actor but he made good choices. But after M&M Smith, this guy, and his maneater partner, think they are God All Mighty.
While the truth is that they gained all this fame because of their affair while filming that idiotic movie.
First he said his wife, Jen, was the greatest and now he says that while he was married his life was boring. Umju, Brad, aren't you bored now? The only thing you know how to do is follow Angelina where ever she goes. You are a moron!!!!!
This is what he thought about his wife while he was married to her.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU4NwFQyXw0&feature=related
I've been looking at pictures of him with Jen and pictures of him with Angelina, and he sure looks happier with Jen. I truly believe that he really wanted kids and Angelina gave him 6, but please, compare pictures. I've haven't seen a picture of him since he's been with whoregelina were he looks happy. Of course, at the beginning, when they were having their fling, yes, they did look happy. It's the adrenaline rush. But not anymore.
This is what he thought about his wife while he was married to her.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gU4NwFQyXw0&feature=related
I've been looking at pictures of him with Jen and pictures of him with Angelina, and he sure looks happier with Jen. I truly believe that he really wanted kids and Angelina gave him 6, but please, compare pictures. I've haven't seen a picture of him since he's been with whoregelina were he looks happy. Of course, at the beginning, when they were having their fling, yes, they did look happy. It's the adrenaline rush. But not anymore.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 09/16/2011 - 3:14pm.
The thing is...with Jenifer nobody knew what a dick he was. Now with AJ everybody knows what a douche he really is.
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He must think that " Assassin of Jesse James and Inglorious Bastards" were real works of ART!pfft.
Side note: Read his entire interview in Parade ... and this guy is a self righteous twat. WOW - what a know it all. I love how he confirms that the adoption process for Zahara was given serious thought by him and Jolie ... and that they did in fact pick her out together even though he couldnt do the adopting. His separation was only 5 mos fresh at that point. THis dick has the nerve to deny he cheated . What a laughing stock.
Fight Club, Snatch, Kalifornia, 12 monkeys, seven...these were interesting ...all pre angelina, most in the 90s....what the fuck is this retard talking about....does he think that mr and mrs smith was the catalyst for an interesting carreer? What the fuck has this bitch done since? Benjamin buttons? Burn after reading? this fuck tard is delusional
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Submitted by BluMunster on Sat, 09/17/2011 - 9:30pm.
I have a question, why does Brad Shitt think that Mr and Mrs Smith was remotely interesting?
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because he thinks that a bad remake of a decent original Hitchcock film was needed for him, the studio that green lighted that garbage, and for whoever shelled out to see that abortion of celluloid?... i don't know.. that's what i'm going with.
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
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I keep wishing it could be that way.
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I have a question, why does Brad Shitt think that Mr and Mrs Smith was remotely interesting? That movie was SHIT....I watched about 5 minutes of it and had to turn it off to save myself from boredom
Fight Club, Snatch, Kalifornia, 12 monkeys, seven...these were interesting ...all pre angelina, most in the 90s....what the fuck is this retard talking about....does he think that mr and mrs smith was the catalyst for an interesting carreer? What the fuck has this bitch done since? Benjamin buttons? Burn after reading? this fuck tard is delusional!
C is for Fuck You
He's becoming as self-righteous as that heroin addict bitch he lives with! What a fucking douche!!!
He's becoming as self-righteous as that heroin addict bitch he lives with! What a fucking douche!!!
Sorry loons, this is Brad's Tom Cruise couch moment, where in an instant he changed the general public's perception of him. He comes off like a complete dick and not the nice guy he's been selling all of these years.
Feel free to spin it any way you want, but that's how it is.
Looking old Brad. Oh, and shut up. That's all
Just got my copy of Entertainment Weekly in the mail today (with him on the cover). Will read it Monday in the hospital and see what kind of stuff he says in his interview.
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He needs to pick Angelina up off the floor of her heroin den, reload Maddox's starter pistol and STFU
Dang, it must suck to be famous because you can't say shit about anyone in fear that people will be all offended seven years later. Granted, Bradley sounded like a complete tool but let's be honest her ass looks boring as hell.
Still not sure why he settled for Jennifer. She is as sexy as used cat litter and just as exciting to listen to. He traded up.
I'm so tired of this non-existant bitter love triangle thing the tabs are forcing up our asses like an enema of boric acid for the past 7 years. 7 years in Hollywod is like a 70 years normal time, it's ancient history...give it a fucking rest already.
I won't buy a magazine that has any of those three turd blossoms on the cover.
He's a total tool and douchebag.
I am not a JA fan, but she deserved better than this asshole.
Pitt's a shit.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 09/16/2011 - 3:33pm.
I guess I did post. I have more important things on my mind than whether I posted on a thread. It must have been before I left for work.
How sad is it that you scrolled through all the comments to see if I posted? I only cam back to this thread because someone told me you were still yapping at me.
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Nope it only took me a minute as your comment was on the first page!! I didnt have to go to through many comments.And now you justify why you are asnwering haha.
I would like to believe that u have more important shit to do, but I see you posting here all the fucking time plus you had a go at me...
I guess I did post. I have more important things on my mind than whether I posted on a thread. It must have been before I left for work.
How sad is it that you scrolled through all the comments to see if I posted? I only cam back to this thread because someone told me you were still yapping at me.
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So old billy goat has no confidence in himself as an actor? He has to mention Jennifer to stir up interest in the film? What a moron. He might be a tad bit jealous she is dating someone younger and better looking then his wrinkled ass.
What I find hilarious is that Billy Goat committed two cardinal sins in one interview - he bad-mouthed an ex who he treated like crap, and he insulted another member of "the industry" all in one shot. He really is as dumb as he looks.
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The thing is...with Jenifer nobody knew what a dick he was. Now with AJ everybody knows what a douche he really is.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 09/16/2011 - 2:35pm.
I didn't post yesterday. I usually avoid these threads, because of the Brangeloonies. So, nice try to insult me, but no go. Bye!
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hahaha, liar/coward! I just checked the other thread ( sad but so worth it) and yep you did post.Nice try but hey you still have the "you forgot about it" card left, right?!
I didn't post yesterday. I usually avoid these threads, because of the Brangeloonies. So, nice try to insult me, but no go. Bye!
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Sad eyes, turn the other way
I don't want to see you cry............
Brad looks seedy now, and creeps me out. He looked a lot better when married to Jennifer Anniston. He has lost his looks. Even if he was misinterpreted, he should have kept his mouth shut about an ex-wife. Say you were a bore, smoking a joint, sitting around, and needed a change. Jennifer Anniston is a jag off too, but he sounded like he just doesn't give a crap what he says, and he has a right to be happy, and he and Angie can walk around and say how great they are together. We all have a right to be happy, jag off, just be a little more sensitive about how you say it.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 09/16/2011 - 2:22pm.
Allesandra, I saw your posts from yesterday. You might want to seek therapy.
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I certainly do, but so do most people on here who are rabid with rage about what Brad Pitt said.I would refer to some of your comments but I didnt notice you...Oh man is anyone on here good at insulting cuz this is just shit I love a good ole keyboard fight.
Allesandra, I saw your posts from yesterday. You might want to seek therapy.
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Sad eyes, turn the other way
I don't want to see you cry............
He was bored? Really?? He's redneck and a douche. He should be grateful he could afford to be bored. Most people with similar looks, intellect and personality work boring 9 to 5 jobs. This idiot somehow got lucky and now has a nerve to bitch and moan.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 09/16/2011 - 2:01pm.
Allessandra, we are all sick of YOU.
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I am gonna take a good look at myself now!!! oh and fuck you too
It GRIEVES me? Was the comment somebody at a funeral? Stop trying to speak "good" English!
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Allessandra, we are all sick of YOU.
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NO! why the fuck did he do that,I guess being mean just isnt his thing although he was just saying the truth. I bet if Jen left him, he wouldnt feel so guilty and he would spill all th beans.
I really dont like Aniston,god Im sick of her she is so full of herself, I guess thats why Im glad that she doesnt look good and that she needs her curtain hair and lip fillers to look feminine.
I still can't get the image out of my mind of him sitting in a chair, perhaps in the 90s, blowing out weed smoke, his head tilted back as he looks at the ceiling, and says, "Damn.. I'm so dull. Wow. What can I do to make this more interesting for myself? I guess I could play a vampire alongside Tom Cruise. Yeah, sure, I'll take that script. Why not."
It doesn't matter in the end. When it's all said and done, it'll be coolasses like MK who rise to the top because he's smart, funny, and not afraid to make fun of himself. Maybe he'll be a celeb one day in a different way from these Hollywood gooks. In the 90s, I was pretty obsessed about movies, not actors. In this decade, it seems we're more obsessed about celebs than movies. Not everyone, though, of course. I pretty much count myself in with that. But part of me misses the 90s just because I liked my ignorance back then. I wish Pitt (and everyone else, even Gaga) would just shut up and do their work. Can you imagine say... a cashier at Wal Mart being interviewed like Pitt is here and asked about his/her life, past relationships, and the worker said this shit, too? Granted, a Wal-Mart employee doesn't make movies (usually) or endorse purfume, but we're all just human in the end and I'm so sick of how much I know about some celebs.. down to seeing certain private areas of these celebs. Or, at least in casual situations.. like getting OUT OF A CAR.
Anyway... these celebs, if they want to be useful, should talk about better shit. Like if Pitt really is helping out New Orleans.. why not speak more about how that lovely city is doing? I know he's done good stuff there.. but the Aniston stuff is just fluff and cotton candy. I think we all know where his dick is happier.
Submitted by madam s. on Fri, 09/16/2011 - 9:51am.
This guy is such a fucking DOLT. I've never, ever found him even remotely attractive (especially after crossing paths with him in person). I mean, Jolie is a dim bulb, but she's the mastermind of the two, and that's REALLY saying something. Those bio kids of theirs must spend their time walking into walls and licking the furniture.
MADAM S ~ spoken like a a true poet!
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Who are you calling silly cow?
At least he corrected himself. I give him credit for that!
Pitt brings this shit up to sound like he's evolved. Comparing his happiness now to the dread of his marriage (eons ago). WHY ELSE? Patting himself on the back for being true to himself. pfft. (Regardless of the lying he did to his wife)
The media is having a blitz with this apology. He looks like such a schmuck. Jolie can get away with sounding like a bitchy backstabbing no heart cold wench. Because that's what she is. Him - not so much. Now he just sounds like a prick after years of trying to portray himself as a humble, stand up kinda guy. YOU LOSE BRADLEY.
I'd just like to know who made him apologize: his mother, his PR bitch, or his conscience.
I just got my copy of Entertainment Weekly yesterday, and Brad is on the cover of that one, too. In the interview, the interviewer basically took him on a trip down memory lane of most of his movies, in chronological order, and Brad comments on each one. And frankly, it was surprising just how mediocre his career really has been and just how many bad choices he's made. This whole Angie-Brad-Jen triangle is probably the best thing that's ever happened to him.
He looks beat in the MONEYBALL trailer. Drinkers bloat will do that to a face.
Submitted by saltydog88 on Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:16pm
A cartoon, a movie that was mocked endlessly, and a movie where he wasn't even the 5th best thing about it, yeah that career is going strong. You can't take credit for a film doing great when you're in an ENSEMBLE. Besides Christoph Waltz got all the acclaim in that film (hell even the Bear Jew got more love).
And I guess we're reading things differently because all I got from Tree of Life was that it sucked (MK even said as much). Newsflash awards don't mean shit. When a movie costs $32m to make and only brings in $13m that's called a bomb.
So where the passionate loonies at today? "No comments"? Backtracking is fine, as long as it's in tan Gucci loafers? Gross.
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Submitted by youaremyladybits on Fri, 09/16/2011 - 12:29pm.
"Why should he apologize for being honest?"
Just because he's being honest doesn't mean he's not being a prick, too. Why bring up that marriage ever again, at all? He can talk about himself just fine without having to mention that he was basically faking his marriage.
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THIS^^^ It's obvious after 5-6 years together and 6 kids that Brad and Angie are in it to win it. The only possible reason to bring up his ex and how horribly unfilled he was is to try to be hurtful to JA (or it's part of some publicity conspiracy like MK said). Either way, it was an unnecessary and classless dick move. If he's so deliriously happy now, why bother complaining about the past?
And I know I'm going to get "Jen did this and that" blah blah blah, I'm not a loon of either side, don't know don't care. This shit is 7 years old and one of these tools has to be the grownup who STOPS talking about it. Right now the only person talking about it is Brad.
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WHAT A FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!
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"Why should he apologize for being honest?"
Just because he's being honest doesn't mean he's not being a prick, too. Why bring up that marriage ever again, at all? He can talk about himself just fine without having to mention that he was basically faking his marriage.
Submitted by stake_spike on Fri, 09/16/2011 - 11:27am.
It doesn't even matter at this point. His career has been over, Angie Ho's career has tanked, making a retraction is not going to make that baseball movie a success.
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Oh please, Tree of Life just won a bunch of awards at festivals and his last 3 films before that all made over $120,000,000 at the box office (Megamind, Inglorious Basterds and Benjamin Button) Clearly his career isn't over, regardless of whether or not he is a douche (personally I always though of him as the pretty but stupid type)
same with Angie, yeah The Tourist flopped but other than that her last several movies have all been successful. and if Johnny Depp couldn't make The Tourist work nobody could
I like Rockwell's spot-on analysis. And yes, very shitty to bring up the marriage thing as part of his disillusionment/unproductivity or whatever he was going through at the time.
Low blow for someone who is basically riding at the top of his game and enjoying unprecedented media attention. I wonder if this will make the tide turn out of his favor.
Why should he apologize for being honest? Aniston is well known to be as dumb as a box of rocks, and once he got past the T&A Pitt realized this sad fact. Men have been marrying pretty vapid pieces for ages and then regretting it - why should Pitt be any different?
I thought it was brave of him to own up to it. Now I think he's a pussy for backtracking.
It doesn't even matter at this point. His career has been over, Angie Ho's career has tanked, making a retraction is not going to make that baseball movie a success. If anything it looks like he's backtracking to save face (and he's still a douche). No one wants to see the shit he's in anymore. He should look to Travolta and Cruise, maybe they can give him advice on what it's like to be a has been.
And that Oscar he's been pinning for, if it didn't happen at the height of your fame, it's never going to happen.