These Two Trash Heap Whores Ended Their True Love Affair
Hazmat vans are patrolling the streets and the CDC has warned everyone to keep their genitals inside, because when Vanilla Gorilla and Kat Von D break up, the diseased trash is no longer contained and will spread. Cherubs have retired their arrows forever and seagulls are having a sad since their favorite couple to pick trash off of have ended their engagement after only humping the scab-covered smugness out of each other for less than a year. What I'm trying to say here is, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SANDRA!
Kat Von D was supposed to start the journey in becoming Vanilla Gorilla's fourth ex-wife in a pre-divorce ceremony this summer, but he says it's not going to happen. Kat Von D will not become the fourth ho who VG fucks over by fucking anything with a tattooed labia. With VG living in Austin and Kat Von D living in L.A., their TRUE LOVE just couldn't withstand the distance. VG tells People:
"I'm so sad because I really love her. The distance between us was just too much."
And Kat Von D who collects a check for vomiting out her private shit on basic cable, asked everyone to respect her privacy.
"I am no longer w Jesse, and out of respect for him, his family and myself, thats all the info I'd like to share. Thanks for respecting that."
"That's all the info I'd like to share"? Why didn't this busted wig-wearing skeezer make that vow a couple of months ago before she started going on about how Vanilla Gorilla is THE ONE and her TRUE SOULMATE who will be with her forever? Now the bitch wants to shut her mouth?
It's sort of poetic that Kat Von D and Vanilla Gorilla are coincidentally announcing this shit just a couple of days before the new season of L.A. Ink premieres. And in all the previews, Kat Von D goes on about how it's true love this time and she doesn't care what anybody thinks. I hope the producers have enough time to add a laugh track to that episode.
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OMG, but what about when they realized they were both dorks when they were playing a board game? Oh, NO!
WHOOO!
Which one of them cheated? Dipshits.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat
sorry, but someone walks into the shop and says "I want 'pay up sucka' tattooed on my palm" you give them the side eye and you start investigating the other crimes against humanity on their person with a bemused expression... flames, praying hands, arm bands... sigh. As a custom artist you are always fighting the taste factor with some people, try to save them from themselves... he's one of them.
Kat Von whatever just recently got a tattoo of Jesse James' face...I love it.
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/07/kat-von-d-got-tattoo-jesse...
Can someone tattoo a brain on these two idiots?
Karma's a bitch. LOL! *does Happy Albatross dance*
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Bwahahahahaha! Karma! I agree this was for publicity. He looks like he wants to barf at the thought of kissing her.
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Submitted by mike on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 8:55am.
Am I the only one who's a bit dissapointed? As I see it, when two assholes are together, it helps "contain" some of the unpleasantness.
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I would have been disappointed for their relationship ending if it had managed to contain some of their more virulent STD strains; but as Vanilla Gorilla has probably been liberally smearing his own bespoke clap/pox/herp cocktail mix on the vaginal linings of a thousand skanks, this has probably not been the case.
Oh; and Happy Birthday, Sandy.
Respect? What do these two cheating whores know about respect? They certainly didn't respect the then wife and marriage.
KVD may be hopping from dick to dick but VG is almost assuredly "snaking another drain" (thanks Stock Broker, well played)
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"That's an awfully high horse sir, may I pet him?"
And by "respect my privacy", she really means that people will have to wait to watch next season's L.A Ink to see what happened.
Two selfish cunts. I wish Jesse would think about his three kids and how they feel getting attached to hos who keep leaving for once, but I doubt it.
"I really loved her" you said the same thing about Sandy.
Why do people even want to date this man? He's clearly a piece of shit.
Just in time for L.A Ink's new season
AWWWW...my fantasy of true storybook romance just died a horrible death.
LOLFUCKOFF.
All their stupid blathering.
Did not realize VG was living in Austin. Have not seen him around, nor heard from anyone else who has.
Hmmm...sounds like Nikki Sixx snapped his fingers and Kat went right back to sucking on his dick.
i gotcha, sorry if i sounded rude, i've just been getting very very tired of being judged as a dirty good-for-nothing because i wear art! i generally just laugh it off but you know how shit can bubble over... plus if you couldn't tell i loathe von d. talented out the ass, but would rather sell her soul and her private life for fame than push her art as far as it could go. grrr. and the whole "my man is my soul mate" thing, only to jump right to the next and say the same shit... ugh. no comment on jesse james, i loved him long ago and still can't seem to hate him lol.
sorry, sake, I do have three tats...and obviously you are a lady of class, all of us on dlisted are...just stay clear of man whores who can't keep shit in their chonies...he is a terrible excuse for a man, father and human being...and slut von d. is a joke...can't wait to see who her next "undying love" is...they were actually great for each other cuase they kept the flakey up for sho!!
babybunny, don't lump the rest of us tattooed ladies in with filth like cunt von d. some of us clean up real nice and don't whore ourselves out to any and every inked up dick that comes along.
Not to sound like an a-hole, but haven't they heard of UHAUL and the concept of moving?
I bet VG snakedrain found a new sewer hole to poke. That's my theory.
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"His faggy coffee shop poetry reading glasses will go over well in prison. I expect to see them on cumonglasses.com". ~ Dlister Provolone
O it's all so touching and heart wrenching.
*yawn*
♥ Threadkilla!
RIP, Amy: Sep14,1983 to Jul23,2011
http://youtu.be/Con6WaimJ6c
Holy sheeeeit! Two shallow, self-obsessed, superficial twats couldn't make a relationship work after all the initial "oh Wow you're so cool, I love you cause you're as fucked up as me" died off.
I'm shocked, shocked I tell ya
True love conquers everything, but this loser wouldn't know the real thing if it bit him in the ass.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
The "distance was too much" because he couldn't wait that long in between visits to hump on something.
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Still OT due to lack of OP:
Submitted by BoredSlore on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 10:57am.
Hey Unkie... we have about 4 years left until he's got his 20. Hoping to return to Ft. Campbell. Hubby started his career at Ft. Hood. I've never been there... just Campbell, Hawaii and here.
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Hubs is at 22. He is trying to retire here after the Korea shit. Hood isn`t too bad, Ft. Drum is a fucking nightmare...Damn. Hawaii. I m jelly.
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"I also have felt the nose heat of the man meat."
SFRB, 04/26/11
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http://www.youtube.com/user/beeper246#p/a/u/2/BrO86m4qAEs
Love absolutely LOVE YOU MK!! You described these disgusting trashpiles perfectly...oh but I thought they were so in love...if they can't make it who can??? anywho...I was feeling the major sads because of my girl Amy's funeral and then saw this, and this made my day. Oh, and Happiest of Birthdays Sandra...but I feel for the women of the world now (including me) that this whoretastic piece of shit will be out trying for another sucker again..thank God I don't have 5 billion tatoos (or however you spell it) cause he wont' be fucking with me...they have to look trashy and smelly for VG to have any interest and I like to bathe.
"Hazmat vans are patrolling the streets and the CDC has warned everyone to keep their genitals inside, because when Vanilla Gorilla and Kat Von D break up, the diseased trash is no longer contained and will spread"
HAhaha. At least Paris Hilton is available if either one of them are interested.
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Hey Unkie... we have about 4 years left until he's got his 20. Hoping to return to Ft. Campbell. Hubby started his career at Ft. Hood. I've never been there... just Campbell, Hawaii and here.
As for VG... ARE there any more trashy tatted skanks LEFT he hasn't banged?
Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 10:34am.
Did someone mention HELL PASO? The sweaty nutsack of America? That's my hometown, yo!!
*wipes a tear for Chico's Tacos*
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I'll have 1 or 3 in your honor this weekend... when I have the time to squat over the throne all frikkin day!!!
PS. You ever come back? Try Gil's on the far East side. The Special Burrito is the size of a newborn behbeh!!! And yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmyyyyyy
Submitted by Oyster on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 10:44am.
LOL. I watched the episode of West Coast Choppers when he got the tattoo on his palm. He was having a hard time collecting money from some of his vendors that sold his merchandise, thus the "Pay up sucka" on the palm. Not defending his douchieness, I just remember why he got the tat.
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*paging Suzie Fuller*
Oh, and I'm absolutely not giving Jesse a pass, he is even more pathetic than Kat!!
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
My sister lives in Austin, going down there in a coupla weeks. Can't wait! If I see VG, will throw a proper snarl his way.
I work in a tattoo shop, so there are a bunch of tattoo mags for the customers to look at, some of them are really old. I was reading one the other day that had VG on the cover with his ex, ex wife and all I could think is how pathetic and sad this man must be that he just jumps from one person to the next, pretending to be deeply in love with them; but when you look at the pictures he has a humongous 100 bill tattooed from shoulder to shoulder on his back and 'pay up sucka' tattooed on his palm so it would be an easy assumption this guy really only loves money and media attention, not to mention is a complete tasteless douche bag who would get that shit tattooed in the first place.
Yesssssssssssssssss! He's single! Lol
He moved to Austin because that is where his kids are.
Did someone mention HELL PASO? The sweaty nutsack of America? That's my hometown, yo!!
*wipes a tear for Chico's Tacos*
I'm still wondering why he moved to Austin in the first place.
Why didn't he move back when he got engaged to Kat Von D?
Maybe someone can replay his last interviews for him with the hope he will keep his mouth shut in the future.
AND IT'S SANDRA BULLOCK'S BIRTHDAY TODAY! What a great present for her =)
It was tacky, cruel, trashy and insensitive of her to date this man and get engaged to him so quickly and publicly after his divorce, calling him her soulmate nonetheless, so I think this is karma coming to bite her in the idiotic butt. So apparently she tried to make a long-distance relationship work with this douchebag, a serial cheater...how dumb can you be?? I would bet anything he cheated on her and she is just too ashamed to admit she was so stupid, so she's not contradicting Jesse's story that the distance was too much.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
This made my day.
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Submitted by BoredSlore on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 10:09am.
OT:
::::Waves Furiously at Unkie BF:::
*I* get to stay in the heaven that is Ft. Bliss. Hubby got a Qatar TOD.....
BUAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
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Damn. I m sitting here by myself, too. Better half is pulling a year in Korea right now...
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"I also have felt the nose heat of the man meat."
SFRB, 04/26/11
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http://www.youtube.com/user/beeper246#p/a/u/2/BrO86m4qAEs
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 07/26/2011 - 9:53am.
I hear dat!!!! LOL. The tomatilla sauce is to. die. for. Sooooo good.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
*squirts Visine into Provys coffee*
OT:
::::Waves Furiously at Unkie BF:::
*I* get to stay in the heaven that is Ft. Bliss. Hubby got a Qatar TOD.....
BUAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
Wow, I did not see this coming! I really thought these kids would go the distance.
They don't make emoticons weepy enough to express my emotions. Please respect my privacy at this difficult time. I will have no further comment.
I know what grape ape is and ME is waaay older than me. She just didn't have cable growing up or something...?
oh wow look at this bud:
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=grape+ape+cannabis&view=detail&id=2E...
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"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11
Snowphat - Grape Ape stopped airing when I was TWO! OKAY!!