Who Wore It Better?
Like I even have to ask?
Blake Lively rolled through the bride's first night collection in the bath aisle at Bed, Bath and Beyond before hitting the L.A. premiere of The Green Lantern last night. Don't you just want to throw her on the bottom of your tub so you don't slip and break an ass bone while showering? But jokes aside, I am a little surprised that Blake NotSoLively looked so demure at the opening of her first huge movie. Up until this point, Blake had been whoring herself out raw to sell this movie. The "It Wasn't Me" naked picture sponsored by Shaggy, the whole "taming of Leonardo DiCatchaho" thing and then she ends up with nothing but a silent bang?
If the reviews are right, then The Green Lantern is a pile of shit covered in green phlegm that will probably get beat at the box office by that movie about penguins who are addicted to poppers. So I would've though that Blake would've put in one last giant thrust by putting the ATTENTION in attention whore. You know, like showing up to the premiere wearing Leonardo's dick as a necklace and the transcripts from Jennifer Garner's "STOP TRYING TO STEAL MY HUSBAND, YOU BLAND OATMEAL WHORE" voicemails to her as a skirt. The only way this movie can be saved is if Warner Bros. makes some last minute changes and turns the Green Lantern's finger ring into a cock ring.
Here's a few more pictures from the premiere of the movie you won't be seeing this weekend: Blake Lively with her family (including TEEN WITCH!), Ryan Reynolds, Zachary Levi, my new wet dream co-star, Peter Sarsgaard and Angela Bassett.
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Who wore it better? The fucking shower...If the question was "Who WHORE it better?" no doubt it would be old drool mouth, smile lines herself: Blake
Holy shit does anyone else see Rojo Caliente's doppelganger in thumbnail 10?!?
Who wore it better.... THANKS for starting my morning!! Hilarious!!
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Carla Gugino: I suddenly have a reason to see that one about penguins poppin' it. I bet Carrey's been banging her.
REally tacky.
Shower curtain definitely wins.
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Blake Lively is about as eye catching as a recruiter at a temp job agency in Orange County.
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Submitted by policemanjohn on Thu, 06/16/2011 - 7:43pm.
Salt and pepper dude = Taika Waititi.
New Zealand director and actor.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0169806/
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Zachary Levi is the hotness. I would fuck him silly. My type is sexy nerd. And I'm strangely attracted to Zacharys and gays.
And salt and pepper dude is fucking sexy. He looks very at ease.
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It looks like she got more people to notice her by wearing that fug monstrosity than any ho shit we all thought she would have come out with.
I hope Leo marries her. That would be the funniest way to bring down that fat, aging modelizer. He deserves oatmeal.
Salt and pepper dude = Taika Waititi.
New Zealand director and actor.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0169806/
Is this ho trying to subliminally convince Leo she's marriage material?
She's working OT on the whole "taming of Leonardo DiCatchaho" thing in that bridal- esque mess.
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Mmmm...Salt & Pepper dude. Yummy.
I hear the shower curtain is up for a role in the new Psycho remake.
Probably slept with a Weinstein.
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Holy fuck, that is hilarious!! Thanks for the laugh, MK!
my vote is for the shower curtain.
"I make myself sick, Get on my own nerves. Immature, insecure,Grown up nerd."
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H0ly shit, it's the Waffle House/trailer park wedding gown of my DREAMS y'all!
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Who wore it better? LMFAO!
I did not recognize Angela Bassett at all! She looks like she's gained a good 30 lbs, and that haircut is not a good look for her. I'mma need her to get it together. I used to say I'd kill for her body.
Taika Waititi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thumbs 16 & 17. EVERYONE GO SEE "BOY". man, green lantern is gonna suck, and that makes me sad cause Taika deserves some damn recognition!!!!!!!!!!
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@parkerj: "I see her all over the tabloids and on all the internet blogs but don't think I've actually seen her act... in any movie/TV show."
Well, I've seen her TV show but I haven't seen her act either. Dame Judi Dench can return to polishing her OBE, because she's under no threat.
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funny!
When oh when will The Devil come to take her soul already!? **drumming fingers**
Yummmmmmm, Zachary Levi. I don't think he's ever been on dlisted, so I'm excited!
Meh to everyone else.
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Douchechill!
Don't remember Ms.Bassett being so thick in the hips & thighs.
Somehow I'm not surprised that the movie sucks. It looks like crap in the commercials on TV, the effects look awful.
And this dress is a giant bowl of WTF.
MK...that has to be one of the most brutally funny juxtapositions EVER. (lol)
I have never liked anything this terracotta trick has ever worn and this is no exception. She always looks like crap to me. And what's the deal with her HAIR? It looks like she spent the night on the forest floor and got something stuck in it.
Ryan Reynolds is *UGLY* y'all. Ugly and orange. I'll never understand why people think he's hot.
I like Teen Witch's shoes.
I will never see this movie.
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Salt & Peper (and spice!) dude DOES look like MK!
God how I hate the fake wide, open-mouth surprised look - is Bland Lifeless doing a toothpaste commercial?
I was about to remark that Angela Bassett looked good, and then I scrolled down and noticed the pantyhose and open-toed shoes.
Lawd, Ryan Reynolds looks delish in that suit! Blake can't conjure up enough emotion in me for me to hate her. She's just so blah. As if Leo needed to confirm that he goes for stupid and blonde, he hooks up with this boring broad.
And Jesus, I can't with her family's outfits. Seriously were they transported from the 90s or something? A handkerchief dress?? When last? Geez Blake get your fam some decent clothes!
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"Wench place it down as if it were ablaze" - Shakespeare telling a woman to drop it like it's hot
Wow, Ryan Reynolds has never looked more gerbil-ish and strangely-shaped-head like. I get it, he's cute, but is anyone else seeing the obvious chipmunk vibe he's got going on?
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Srsly - Granny Cheese loved curtains such as this ho's dress and had several pairs in each room of her little old lady house
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As useless as a saggy pair of tits
Why is she wearing Kunty Karl's fuckery of a wedding dress to a premiere? That is almost kind of creepy like wearing a wedding dress on a date or to costco. OH and MK it's not demure. You can still see her cooch thru that curtain
This is NOT Blake Lively!
like evryone else, her stylists detests her...why are people making her leading lady she's ugly as fuck!
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Submitted by RustyHooligan on Thu, 06/16/2011 - 11:49am.
"The Photos of Shower Curtain that have surfaced on Better Homes & Gardens.com and various other Web Sites are 100% fake."
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Awesome!!!!!!
MK IT IS CREEPY TO HAVE A CRUSH ON A DUDE THAT LOOKS SO MUCH LIKE YOU!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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Bring back Robyn Lively and put this trick out to pasture!
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Submitted by Ms.Fit on Thu, 06/16/2011 - 11:58am.
:P
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fucking lol!
you're on fiyah today MK.
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it's kind of hard to make it in Hollywood when you have a fucking cloud of boredom hiding your presence,bitch i can't see you!what kind of a disease you and January Jones have?
Ugh; learn to close your mouth, cow...
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You know - my aversion to her is reaching strange proportions. I'd actually want to see The Green Latern and RR .. but just the thought of seeing that gob throughout the film turns me totally off.
BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH!
OMG, the header on this post of "Who Wore It Better?" had me LMAO. Too funny.
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Confession:
I see her all over the tabloids and on all the internet blogs but don't think I've actually seen her act... in any movie/TV show...if somehow I did see a trailer or a clip of her on Gossip Girl, then she must be utterly forgettable as an actress, cuz I can't recall her performance.
Bitch is overexposed.
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Sonica oh thanks, someone finally knows, so he is the director? and he's a kiwi? I'm smitten!
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"WE ARE THE TRIFECTA OF HATE ENTER THE TRIANGLE." Sucky 6/14/11