When Obama Royally Screws Up, The Queen Makes Hilarious Faces
President Obama's Tour of DOHs through the UK and Ireland made a stop at another DOH last night during a royal banquet at the Queen's house. Obama's first DOH came when his limo "The Beast" broke down in Dublin and his second came when he revealed that he's a time traveler by writing the wrong date in the guest book at Westminster Abbey. And last night, Obama talked over the national anthem, which is a no no and will earn you a slap to the mouth. To put things into perspective, this is the fancy equivalent of talking during your grandma's stories.
On The View this morning, they said that Obama also broke protocol by touching his glass before Her Majesty the Queen touched hers. Buckingham Palace hasn't seen a moment as awkward as this since Prince Charles kissed Princess Diana on the balcony.
Diamond crown or not, the Queen is still a grandma and her natural instincts are to throw an "I got your number, hussy!" look when somebody acts backwards in her presence. Camilla was secretly sighing with relief on the inside, because up until last night she was the only one who was the recipient of one of the Queen's "fire up the guillotine" eyes.
This is why Prince Hot Ginge and I could never be (I know, I'm breaking his heart). I'd fart in those chairs and down that glass in one gulp. You don't ever try to fart in a memaw's house. They can hear it enter the gates before it actually does. You don't know how many times I've sat in a grandma's house and suddenly found her screaming at me, "Take it outside! Take it outside!"
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Poor Obama. But damn, the British have so many fucking rules of shit you can/cannot do before/after the Queen takes a dump, I can't hate on him. Besides, it's obvious in thumbnail 4 that the playa was just trying to get her digits. Cut a brutha some slack!
(btw, Michelle looked gorgeous. lovely gown!)
Yes I was sideway typing jerk.
And besides Michelle, the Obamas have the most stupid names on the face of the earth.
He said in his speech that the Americans "came to your rescue twice" who throws that up into someones face?
I may type sloppy, but I know what fucking year it is Obama doesn't.
And all the people I know that live in the projects that were so happy when he won the election, they still live in the fucking projects, so what has he done for ANYONE bitch?
Submitted by Stessie1216: ("Read" his/her kooky, misspelled rant.)
You've got to be kidding with your illiterate post. You make some of the trolls on here look smart, for goodness sake. You and that Abby creature need to take your hatred out of here. It's not clever or snarky, just nasty and dumb.
IDIOTS
On there first visit Michelle put her arm around the Queen like she was visiting a little old lady at a nursing home. Fucking idiots.
Get these social morons out of the white house they are an embarasment. Maybe that is why they didn't get an invite to wedding.
For all you "supportors" out there, Obama having the "guts" to send in Navy Seals agains women, children and unarmed men, THAT IS IS FUCKING JOB. YOU DON'TGE KUDOS FOR DOING YOUR JOB.
On there first visit Michelle put her arm around the Queen like she was visiting a little old lady at a nursing home. Fucking idiots.
Get these social morons out of the white house they are an embarasment. Maybe that is why they didn't get an invite to wedding.
For all you "supportors" out there, Obama having the "guts" to send in Navy Seals agains women, children and unarmed men, THAT IS IS FUCKING JOB. YOU DON'TGE KUDOS FOR DOING YOUR JOB.
Bump
I'm not going to do your homework for you, lint licking poodle noodles, but, here's a jumping off point:
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http://www.larrysinclair.org/
http://www.moonbattery.com/
http://www.scribd.com/fullscreen/55594183
http://hillbuzz.org/
http://www.impeachobamacampaign.com/
http://www.americanthinker.com/
Plenty more where that came from but I shan't overwhelm you sycophants with too much information. Baby steps.
Of course, none of you really want to wake up. Puppet masters behind every scene and B.O. just hired someone to watch-dog anyone dissing his pathetic ass (hope M.K. doesn't get the gov. shutdown for this post now).
Little Lenin didn't get his way on the budget proposal:
http://www.politico.com/politico44/perm/0511/_7afd0b1d-fd69-4f0b-9fa9-c5...
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http://agendadocumentary.com/
Lastly, but, not least:
For you Jew hating Leftists:
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For you Muslim loving idiots:
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I don't wish to mock you. I feel sorry for you because you are part and parcel of the propaganda Leftists/Communists who are trying to crush America, you are the "useful idiots" and you don't even understand what that means.
May your eyes be opened...
Who's making a "Big fucking deal" out of it?
Um. The media? The asshats in here going on and on about how "stupid" he is? You?
I'd really like some evidence of his being a "SLEAZY SCUMBAG" b/c I just don't see it. But please, if you have any proof whatsoever that this is true, share. Or is it just because he happens to be a politician?
Ya know, not ALL politicians are "SLEAZY SCUMBAGS". I happen to think Joe Biden is a pretty nice guy, for one. Congressmen Miller and Price from NC...also decent sorts. Politicians get an unfair generalization...some of them do take the job to make a positive difference.
Re: Bush. Of course we'd laugh. Face it, the guy is a giant fuck up. When you have an entire news reel of clips of you acting retarded? That's a problem. Still...I'm as awkward as Bush. I can see myself falling off a Segway or choking on a pretzel. But I'm not the Pres.
Absolutely nothing wrong there. Obama is an American and made an American-style toast. Here the toaster always picks up his or her glass while making it and does it just like he did.
Ah, fuck the Queen. I can't imagine how irritating and old it would get owing seniority to some old woman who'd been kowtowed to all her life and who has pretty much no purpose in the world aside from being born into an antiquated monarchy. She's from a bygone era and the fact that she might overreact inside to anything so inconsequential would be telling. I don't really know what the superior alternative would have been, anyway--to abruptly stop talking and make an awkward scene even more awkward? Anyway, I agree with Mike's sentiments...
I don't think we've been required to play by their rules for the last 235 years, have we?
Submitted by Bjork You on Wed, 05/25/2011 - 9:54pm.
Christie Love,
Ignore them, especially Poopele, who is a certifiable piece of shit (no hyphens needed).
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Well said!
PEEEEECE!!!!
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You're under arrest, sugar!
Surely it's ruder for the musicians to start playing when the man is still talking?
It worked quite well I think, gave the toast a bit more sincerity with some musical accompaniment.
The Queen still rocks as she went along with the whole thing.
--thanks awfully--
Submitted by Poopele on Wed, 05/25/2011 - 5:40pm.
It was good he contained himself, most black folks would have started dancing when they heard music
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Not if there's no beat, dumbass.
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Christie Love,
Ignore them, especially Poopele, who is a certifiable piece of shit (no hyphens needed).
"THAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU, SEVEN YEARS OLD?"
Yes. I'm just a wittle innocent baby pwaying wiff my wittle wattle gaga googoo...
...WHO CAN STILL SEE THAT OBAMA IS A SLEAZY SCUMBAG RETARDED FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT, MADAME UPPERCASE LADY!
"Obama has nothing to worry about."
Yeah. The USA is doing GREAT since Little Lenin took control...er 'office'.
All that vacay time and livin' large is definitely an indicator that Obama isn't worrying about SHIT except his own wonderful self, golf, beer, golf, b-ball, self, gourmet food, self, oh, let's dispense with the bullshit_-> Obama: SELF-SELF-SELF SELF SELF SELF SELF SELFFFFFFFFFFF__SELFFFFFFF---SELFFFFFFFF- yadda repeat.
Seriously, the idiocy of the sycophants nearly eclipses the idiocy of the shit-head who's fucking in charge of...SELF-LOVE.
Submitted by Abby Normal on Wed, 05/25/2011 - 9:44pm.
TexnDoc wrote:
That's all. Piece-out!
10101010
LOL
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THAT MAKES YOU LAUGH? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU, SEVEN YEARS OLD?
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You're under arrest, sugar!
Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 05/25/2011 - 9:27pm.
This post is hilarity from the deliberate race baiting to the "PEACE OF SHIT!!!".
That's all. Piece-out!
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THE RACE BAITING IS IN THE FUCKING ORIGINAL POST, YOU GOD DAMNED FAKE MEDICAL SHIT.
AND YOU'VE NEVER MADE ANY FUCKING TYPOS? YOU DUMB FUCK. IF YOU'RE SO FUCKING PERFECT, I'LL EAT YOUR GOD DAMNED LEFT SOCK.
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You're under arrest, sugar!
TexnDoc wrote:
That's all. Piece-out!
10101010
LOL
This is such a non-story. It's more of an oops than a fuck up. The old hag will be dead soon, anyway. She's been carrying the same purse and wearing the same clothes for four decades now. Same clothes different color. What truly kind or nice thing has she done besides hold in her farts?
Obama has nothing to worry about. And the world doesn't care about the Royal family as much as the media pretends it does. Anyone who's embarrassed or feels America is upset is as antiquated as the monarchy.
Obama, unlike the Royal family, has never been on public assistance.
The Royal family are the most successful con artists in history. They convinced generations of people that they deserve wealth, priviledge, and power because God said so. The only crown Camilla deserves to wear on her ugly head are Prince Charles' greasy nuts.
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Submitted by Poopele on Wed, 05/25/2011 - 5:40pm.
It was good he contained himself, most black folks would have started dancing when they heard music.
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YOU MOTHER FUCKING RACIST PEACE OF SHIT!!!
YOU COME HERE, AND I'LL HUG THAT KLAN RIGHT OUTTA YOU! LOVE CONQUERS ALL. YEAH!">
This post is hilarity from the deliberate race baiting to the "PEACE OF SHIT!!!".
That's all. Piece-out!
Who's making a "Big fucking deal" out of it? The prez fucked up and it's news because it's funny as fuck bordering on embarrassing. Michael K. bravely posted about the "dohs" (knowing full-well that the majority of the people who are members here are O-fans) and people commented their opinions on it. If Boooosh had done any of this crap, you Obie fanatics would be all over this like stank and you know it.
The sycophants of politicians of any political stripe seriously make me want to puke.
And fuck it all with the "bigot" shit already. There are bigots everywhere and there always will be so long as people fear our differences. If Clinton had been black, his political opponents would have said his opposition were bigots, racists and liars then too. Same old-same old. Use whatever to shut-down the opposition to your 'guy' or 'gal'. So over it.
I'm so glad people haven't trashed the adorable Obama girls at the very least. Some of the Repub assholes who trashed Chelsea Clinton when she was in her youth were fucking LOW just as the asshole Dems were low for trashing Sarah Palin's retarded baby.
Why people are so bamboozled by two party politics is beyond me. They are all sleazebags.
Oh, big fucking deal.
At least he carried it through smoothly once he realized it was against "protocol" instead of making it even more awkward. All I could think of with this ridiculous uproar was Prince Charles telling Camilla he wanted to be her tampon. Protocol? Really? Fuck off.
And yea, President Obama is so stupid. That's why he was president of the Harvard Law Review. Man has a lot on his mind right now. You probably consider yourself smart, competent people...and even YOU have flubbed up when you've been stressed out, so give me a BREAK. Get back to me when it's something more important than writing the wrong date or counting territories, etc. in with the states (because that's what he did). How anyone could consider this man an embarrassment is beyond me. Dude has done a LOT for us in a PR way. He's charming, well-spoken, and intelligent. All the things a President SHOULD be when it comes to diplomatic relations.
As far as Herman Cain...that proves nothing. So he's Black and the Tea Baggers like him. And? You don't suppose he *might* be a token? Especially considering all the racist language and racist signs associated w. the Tea Partay?
Michelle looks stunning. A vast improvement over the Easter dress. Anyone who thinks she's "ugly" needs his or her eyes checked.
Submitted by nunya_bizness on Wed, 05/25/2011 - 6:15pm.
@dej
Educate yourself, US shareholder own almost as much as the British. A higher % of stock is owned by non-British entities.
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Is that why David Cameron called for the company to be protected from excessive compensation claims? So he was only protecting the non=British entities?
ttp://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/energy/oilandgas/7834242/Oil-spill-David-Cameron-confronts-Barack-Obama-in-battle-to-protect-BP.html
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DOH!! I'll take "Why did David Cameron call for BP protection" for $500.
Golden. *mixes voddy shot for Nunya and Merc*
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Submitted by Poopele on Wed, 05/25/2011 - 5:40pm.
It was good he contained himself, most black folks would have started dancing when they heard music.
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Holy shit! LMFAO.
Submitted by nunya_bizness on Wed, 05/25/2011 - 6:53pm.
"Terrorist fist bumps" Ditquoi. Don't you love post-racial America? Rolls eyes. The best part of Obama's presidency is that it has outed a good number of bigots and racists.
I don't agree with his environmental policies nor the fact that we are still in Afghanistan and now in Libya, but I stick to the policies. I can also respect those who disagree with his policies, but the soft bigotry of "he doesn't know his protocol, he is embarrassing America" after we had Bush in power for 8 years, slowly burns my soul.
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Well said, Nunya. Evidently most everyone has forgotten a tipsy Bush putting the grope on the Chancellor of Germany.
"Seymour!! You said you'd never get married until you bought me an iron lung!"
"he doesn't know his protocol, he is embarrassing America"
Actually, that and much more was said about Boooosh. Any flubs Bush made were mocked and derided by his political opponents. Such is the way of politics, put your big panties on and recognize that not everything should be seen through the lens of color.
B.O. takes shit when he screws up just like his retarded sidekick "Big Fucking Deal" gaffe-master Biden. Conversely, Bill Clinton took tons of shit from the Right too and his ass is white as Casper the damned ghost.
Seriously, there will be asshole racists of every ethnicity (I've heard plenty of Mexicans say racists shit against blacks and visa versa). The Chinese get ganged up and bullied by blacks and where is the racist outrage?
Honest to fuck, I'm so sick of the knee-jerk race crap I want to spray everyone with indelible purple ink and be done with it.
Submitted by ribbontie on Wed, 05/25/2011 - 12:06pm.
Oh-Obama!!!
I would never pick up my frapp before Godney.
It's a matter of respect.
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Hahaha! You're funny for someone who has a fixation with Britters! :)
Submitted by Poopele on Wed, 05/25/2011 - 5:40pm.
It was good he contained himself, most black folks would have started dancing when they heard music.
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YOU MOTHER FUCKING RACIST PEACE OF SHIT!!!
YOU COME HERE, AND I'LL HUG THAT KLAN RIGHT OUTTA YOU! LOVE CONQUERS ALL. YEAH!
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You're under arrest, sugar!
AT LEAST HE DIDN'T MASSAGE MERKEL'S SHOULDERS LIKE STUPID BUSH DID!!!!
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AT LEAST HE DIDN'T MASSAGE MERKEL'S SHOULDERS LIKE STUPID BUSH DID!!!!
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AT LEAST HE DIDN'T MASSAGE MERKEL'S SHOULDERS LIKE STUPID BUSH DID!!!!
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"Terrorist fist bumps" Ditquoi. Don't you love post-racial America? Rolls eyes. The best part of Obama's presidency is that it has outed a good number of bigots and racists.
I don't agree with his environmental policies nor the fact that we are still in Afghanistan and now in Libya, but I stick to the policies. I can also respect those who disagree with his policies, but the soft bigotry of "he doesn't know his protocol, he is embarrassing America" after we had Bush in power for 8 years, slowly burns my soul.
@dej
Educate yourself, US shareholder own almost as much as the British. A higher % of stock is owned by non-British entities.
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Is that why David Cameron called for the company to be protected from excessive compensation claims? So he was only protecting the non=British entities?
ttp://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/energy/oilandgas/7834242/Oil-spill-David-Cameron-confronts-Barack-Obama-in-battle-to-protect-BP.html
I love the fact that he pumped his gas at BP there. Michelle does look nice here but she doesn't look like she's completely gone the way of her own healthy menu for kids.
With Herman Cain announcing he's taking a shot at the White House and he is a tea party fav, I wonder where the screaming Democrats are that call those tea party people racists?
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Curtsy, motherfuckers! MK
Submitted by nunya_bizness
teabaggers pouncing like starved junkyard dogs on an incredibly minor non-catastrophe, since this President doesn't give them much to work with...
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Ya. That's true! Imagine if he gave them ammunition, like perpetual 9% unemplyoment or blowing 8 trillion dollars in three years or no economic growth. Thank goodness he is doing so well.
I don't why people are bitching on the Queen just because a few people decided to get their panties in a twist over a minor flub. There is no need to get defensive, and start insulting her etc.
The only coverage this got in the UK was the band striking up when he started his speech. It might have been because he looked like he was about to raise his glass in a toast. The news in the UK seemed to put the blame on the band.
I doubt the Queen was offended, probably more embarrassed that the band had started when it did.
It was good he contained himself, most black folks would have started dancing when they heard music.
Where the fuck is Goldie Hawn when we need her???
That is all.
What an embarrassment. Isn't he supposed to go through protocol first to make sure crap like this doesn't happen? I'm sure he did- everyone has to. Why didn't he think he had to listen? No wonder everyone hates us.
Poor Obama LOL He lives here, in the land of TV dinners and dining tables that are used for folding laundry. How could he possibly be expected to know about these dumb british rituals like keeping one's cakehole shut while the national anthem plays or supping on the liquor before Queenie has a chance to get to it? Who's in charge of briefing the Prez on etiquette? LMAO FAIL
so its bad to touch your glass before the Queen does, but having an adulterous and disrespectful whore sitting amongst them is perfectly fine. Ok then.
Submitted by nunya_bizness on Wed, 05/25/2011 - 11:54am.
Submitted by Irene on Wed, 05/25/2011 - 11:44am.
Whoever is in charge of instructing him on protocol, should be fired! Immediately. From this, to giving Gordon Brown a dvd set that wasnt compatible. Its just one thing after another. I'm sure BO wasnt too embarrassed. He has nothing but disdain for the British anyway.
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After the BP incident, we can't help but throw a little side-eye their way. The British have ruined Po' Boys forever!! I still think that there is all kinds of toxic stuff still in the water, hence I am hesitant about consuming seafood.
I will stick with animals jacked up on steroids and plants sprayed with pesticide.
Educate yourself, US shareholder own almost as much as the British. A higher % of stock is owned by non-British entities.
http://www.bp.com/extendedsectiongenericarticle.do?categoryId=9010453&co...
Quick, what/who is Anglo American? What do they do?
Where are they located?
England? America?
It's ridiculous that anyone would still follow these protocols in the 21st century. Then again, it's ridiculous that royalty still EXISTS in the 21st century. Considering at least one of her sons is a philanderer and one of her grandkids stepped out in a Nazi outfit, of all things, I'm not so sure this faux pas should rank up there as very important.
Submitted by BitchyD on Wed, 05/25/2011 - 12:33pm.
Drinking or touching your glass before the host/ess isn't just protocol, it's manners.
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Maybe this is protocol to white folk, but in most other cultures, the host makes sure everyone has something to eat or drink before he/she does. As a hostess, I would be mortified if I was supposed to take the first sip/bite. Guests first.
This royal protocol bullshit is really outdated. In order of importance, I do believe Barack Obama is the f'ing PRESIDENT of the most bad ass country in the world. The "Queen" is nothing but an old money delusional leech who has nothing to do with the world order other than open Parliament once a year. Anyways, it was the Queen's band who screwed up. He was talking first. This isn't the Oscars. He talks and THEN they should play, not the other way around.
It was a mistake, coulda happened to anyone.
Geez a lot of Obama haters frequent Dlisted! He is doing a better job than Dubya
This is what happens when there are NO teleprompters in the room! lmao. Does anyone really expect him to pull this off without the help of crib notes and better handlers?
Awkward is claiming your family is "royal" in the 21st century.
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