Duchess To Duchess

April 1, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

Behold! Here’s the Duchess of Cornwall and the Duchess of the Death Eaters (undercover Muggle name: Duchess of Alba) having themselves a special moment while watching a performance at the Flamenco Museum in Seville, today. Camilla Parker Bowles is averting her eyes the way she does when Prince Charles takes his chonies off in a lit room, because the glorious Duchess of Alba reminds of when an albino marmoset with full grown lips attacked her without warning in a dandelion field when she was just a little girl.

And the Duchess of Alba can’t stop staring at Camilla, because every time she opens her eyes from a blink, she’s reminded of the fact that she’s a brilliant raw diamond covered in precious pearl skin and topped with a dollop of angel pubes. Even the Duchess of Alba’s breasts are sitting down and taking a nap, because they know they got this!

Camilla’s fears only make the Duchess of Alba’s beauty grow stronger (No, seriously, the Duchess of Alba is really eating Camilla’s fears in that picture).

Tags: Duchess of Alba, Excuse My Beauty, Naomi Campbell, Royals

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