Who’s Got A Coke Video Floating Around?

March 15, 2011 / Posted by:

Last week, The Dirty posted a short clip of a possibly pre-rehab Demi Lovato showing us why she was named Disney University’s champion coke snorter. The clip was quickly yanked down the fun killers at YouTube and nothing has been heard of it since. Today, Radar delivered a blind-ish item that may or may not be about this supposed Demi Lovato coke snorting video. Their source says that it makes Miley Cyrus’ cinematic skip into the bong hole seem like it was sponsored by ABC Family (which it probably was). From Radar:

In the clip, a young brunette wearing a pink tank top and a black and white cardigan is seen sitting at a table lined with mounds of cocaine and rolled up $100 bills used for snorting.

“There is more than one famous person in the footage,” the source told RadarOnline.com.

Also appearing in the footage with her is a blonde girl and two young men, who at one point joke about using a one dollar bill rather than a hundred to snort a line. “Look how fucking high I am…I’m going to snort out of a fucking one!” one of the anonymous guys said.

“Please don’t do it,” the other guy said back, laughing.” You know how many n***ers have put their hands on that shit?!”

In the video, the table is littered with martini and shot glasses, among the countless lines of cocaine — which the party-goers both snort and swipe their fingers through.

Take that scene, now drop in Ashley Tisdale, Vanessa Hudgens, Demi Lovato, Zac Efron in a brunette wig, Noah Cyrus, Joe Jonas or anybody else who’s ever been blessed by the hand of Mickey and it would make sense. When you sign your name with virgin blood on a Disney contract, they hand you an orientation package that includes a Disney dollar coke straw, a “How to pose nekkid for your cell phone camera” tutorial taught by Daisy Duck and a morning after pill shaped like mouse ears. So it could be any one of them!

But Selena Gomez is not included that list, because she’s got Justin Bieber sitting on her lap and Child Protective Services would snatch him away if they find out she’s under the influence while babysitting him. Justin’s diaper is filled with dollar signs, so Pedolena isn’t going to chance it.

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