Vintage Peen Brought To You By Mickey Mantle
A site called HotPrisonPals.com (the go-to place for admirers of jail bird dick aka my new homepage) has posted what they say is a completely authentic picture of Mickey Mantle standing around in the locker room with his bare crotch bat and balls hanging out. And yeah, you just said “BATTER UP!!!” out loud. I totally heard you.
The owner of the site Sam Wagner tells Page Six that it was taken in the prime of his career with the Yankees. Sam explained how he got his hands other parts on the picture, “It was sent to me by a photographer who is very famous and I doubt would send me something not authentic. Mickey was such a big slugger. Damn.”
After the jump, you can see for yourself if there’s a “cut and paste cock” over Mickey’s crotch or if that’s really all of him. It’s NSFW. It’s also not safe if John Travolta is near your computer, because his tongue will hit the monitor before you know it and he will not let go. Yes, peen pictures are his frozen metal. JUMP!
A hot naked piece standing in a room filled with dudes in suits? It’s like an audition with David Geffen. But seriously, as much as I want to believe this is real I’m leaning towards “cut and paste cock.” That being said, if you’re a college student you can still collect a history credit if you fap to this.