Dreamboat Doherty Is In The Hospital

July 9, 2010 / Posted by:

Since Dreamboat Doherty decided to throw the media a twist by giving them a headline to write besides the usual of “Troubled Pete Doherty is in handcuffs”, he has shuffled off to a hospital in France to be spend a little time there. The crust of my scab was supposed to perform at the Theatre de Verdure in Nice last night, but that shit was canceled at the last minute. Dreamy’s fans were simply told le crackhead had been le hospitalized. No other details were given as to why Dreamy’s veins are suckling up morphine in the hospital.

The Toronto Sun says that Dreamy’s were madder than fish grease, “Three young Italian girls were really mad. They drove four hours from Italy to see Pete Doherty and couldn’t believe the gig was cancelled. One of them was really furious and shouted, ‘I can’t believe he did that! It cost us time and money to come all the way from Italy.’

Couldn’t believe it?! Are these Italian girls freebasing the same shit as Dreamy? Going to a Dreamboat show is like sucking the dick of cokehead. When you’re about to lick on the eye of a cokey cock, there’s a good chance that the bitch isn’t even going to lift its head and give you one note. That is why you should always book a second peen for the night just in case that cokey cock refuses to perform. Bitches should know this!

Here’s Dreamy in Paris right before going off to the hospital. As usual, Dreamy looks like he smells of dryer sheets, kitten necks and the petal of a rose after a cloud tear has kissed it. Swoon. And Swoon.

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