Jonathan Rhys Meyer is attempting to dry out in rehab again after he was banned from United Airlines earlier this month for being a nasty mess of an angry drunk. And nobody likes a nasty mess of an angry drunk! Well, unless they’re naked, and then it’s kind of okay. Sometimes.
BUT Some say JRM even dropped the atomic “N” bomb on an employee who refused to let him board the flight. JRM hasn’t admitted this, but that’s not exactly something you shout from your Facebook status unless you want everybody but Bombshell McGee to hate you.
JRM’s spokeswhore confirms to People that he is seeking treatment at a London rehab facility. The spokeswhore wouldn’t give up anymore details. This is JRM’s fourth attempt at trying to stop his thirst for the sweet nectar.
History says that JRM usually turns into the Cloverfield monster of drunks when he’s at an airport. Maybe the sight of a Hudson News or the scent of burnt Dunkin’ Donuts coffee makes him want to eat a bottle of vodka. I don’t know, but he should really stay away from airports for a while. Either that or he should do what my aunt does to her dog when flying. Swallow a dog tranquilizer and take a long nap while cramped into a dog carrier under someone’s seat.