Wonky Is Ruining Another Innocent Life!

October 10, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

You might have already read about pet “teacup pigs” being all the rage right now. So, of course, Parasite Hilton had to get on that by dropping $4,500 for her very own micro piggy from Oregon. Wonky’s new toy has already arrived and she named her “Miss Pigelette.” Apparently, unlike Wonky, Miss Pigelette is already potty-trained.

Wonky’s spokesbitch said: “Paris is thrilled! She is a major animal lover and is excited for the arrival of her new piglette.”

Just because Wonky is always in the doggy-style position doesn’t make her a “major animal lover.”

Poor piggy is going to get bullied around by Wonky’s crotch crustaceans! They are going to nip at it and force it to hide underneath the sofa. And if that’s not bad enough, the swine probably has the Wonky Flu by now. Why isn’t Peta parachuting into Wonky’s house to save that piglet!

Speaking of “poor creatures in distress,” here’s Wonky at the opening of Carnival in NYC the other night with a chimp. Why is that chimp kissing on Wonky? Doesn’t he know where her mouth has been?! Free clinic, here he comes. Sad faces all around.

Tags: Animal Stories, Buying Children, Paris Hilton, Trash, Why Are You Doing This To Us?

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