It’s Time To Make Marriage Illegal For Everyone

September 23, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

The privilege has been revoked! Send your hate mail (written in anal gland ink) to Khloe Kardashian. Khloe has confirmed that she is butt fucking the sanctity of marriage (without lube) by marrying a giant bigger than her after dating him for only one month. Doomsday is this Sunday.

Khloe is on the cover of this week’s Life & Style looking like the epitome of a Bridezilla. For real, she looks like Godzilla in a factory-direct wedding dress that has been sitting on the back shelf of David’s Bridal for years. Terrifying. That poor flower is crying hardcore tears, because it knows it’s about to spend the rest of its life in the belly of a BEAST!

And just for the record, Khloe’s mother/pimp swears on a stack of Star Magazines that her daughter is not knocked up. Well, she’s not pregnant with an actual baby, but she’s definitely pregnant with a giant sack of desperation.

(Image VIA Cover Awards)

Tags: Buying Children, Hotness, The Other Two Kardashians, Trash, Weddings

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