I hope you’re up on all your shots, because we’re about to spend a little time with Dreamboat Doherty. You might want to hold your breath too…just in case. So, it feels like it’s been forever since Dreamy took part in one of his favorite activities: getting arrested. Dreamy just loves the feeling of cold steel handcuffs around his wrists and a cavity search which ends in a half a dozen officers barfing up their innards. It’s like Christmas times, so he thought he’d relive the magic for the ten millionth time.
This past Friday on a British Airways flight to Switzerland, Dreamy got out of his seat in coach, waltzed into the lavatory and got intimate with a hypodermic needle. I guess they had a wild ole’ time, because Dreamy passed the fuck out right there. Flight attendants found him taking a little crack nap with the needle by his side. When the plane landed in Geneva, Dreamy was arrested, fined and released. He played a show that day and returned back to London the next.
A source at British Airways tells the Sunday Mail that they are investigating the incident and could ban Dreamy FOR LIFE.
They’re not going to do that! It’s all talk. I mean, how can you punish that precious face? It’s like catching a toddler shooting up the wrong shit in the bathroom of an airplane. You would just shrug your shoulders, take away his toy, pat him on the head and tell him not to do it again. The same goes with Dreamy!