The Passion Of The Fetus

May 18, 2009 / Posted by:

Brace yourselves! The rumor that Mel Gibson knocked up his OctoCrazy look-a-like whore might be true! Earlier this month, The National Enquirer said that Mel told his estranged wife and his sons that his paid pussy, Oksana Grigorieva, is pregnant! TMZ is now co-signing that claim and said OctoSana is in her second trimester.

Wouldn’t that be hot if she gave birth to a little Jewish man? Then Mel Gibson would explode into a cloud of dust and we’d be rid of his lunatic ass forever.

Seriously, this is not good news for humanity. I need a holy water-tini followed by a few snorts of crushed down communion wafers. However, I will raise a glass to OctoSana, because that shameless bitch is making that cash! SANTO DIOS!!!!

Our commenting rules are pretty simple: If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an Open Post, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

alt="drupal analytics" >