Melanie, Please Stop
November 22, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K
I hate seeing Tess McGill like this. I know Melanie Griffith has had busted microwave face for a while, but the bitch needs to stop whatever she’s doing and let her mug breathe. She looks like she can only eat soft food. It’s not right. I just want to throw a bow tie on her, stick my hand up her ass and then take our vaudeville act on the road.
Here’s Melanie at Cafe Med yesterday. Alien Princess RiRi was also there looking like the test tube baby of Mr. T and Woody Woodpecker.
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