We Get It! Madge Is Getting Divorced!

June 27, 2008 / Posted by:

Madge and Guy’s marriage was doomed the minute they left the house wearing those outfits. All downhill from there. So….everyone around these two have confirmed their marriage is dead. Just like Guy’s career. Several “friends” told the Mirror that Madge has fallen out of love and told Guy she wants a divorce. He agreed, but is still hoping they can work things out. Why?! If the rumors are true, divorcing Vadge would make Guy one rich bitch.

Reportedly, they don’t have a pre-nuptial agreement. That means Guy could snatch $100 million from Madge’s $600 million fortune. He’s going to have to wrestle the cash away from Vadge’s cold, dead vagina. There’s no way she’s letting go of her money that easily.

Both have talked to attorneys, but Guy is hoping to avoid a dramatic court battle. A source said, “Guy is a decent bloke, full stop. It’s not his style to start profiteering from such sorry circumstances. He’s got too much respect for his wife and children.

Madge’s spokesbitch would not comment.

Okay, no more talk of this until we hear it from the Vadgina’s lips. Oh and Guy needs to take that bitch to the cleaners. I mean, his nuts are worth at least $100 million.

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