Solange Better Watch It

June 24, 2008 / Posted by:

Solange is standing a little too close to HoHan’s private pussy. She better stand back or HoHan’s greasy snatch hands will attack the Beyonce-hand-me-down-wig sitting on her head! Solange also doesn’t want HoHan’s twatty ciggie breath screaming at her, “Get your 15-year-old Full House ass off my girlfriend!” Yeah, Solange isn’t 15 and has never been on “Full House,” but that’s the only insult HoHan knows.

Luckily, this didn’t happen, but it does look like someone attacked Solange’s dress or maybe it came that way? Beyonce probably gave her basement baby sister that dress as a birthday pressie and told her it was a Dior original, but it’s really made out of orange silk flowers on clearance from Joann.

Here’s Solange, SamRo, HoHan, Beyonce and Mama Knowles at Solange’s birthday party. Was her party held in the basement?!

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