Celestia Must Pay Up

June 7, 2008 / Posted by: Michael K

Jesus’ half-sister Celestia aka Anne Heche must pay her ex-husband, Coley Laffoon, a lump sum of $250,000 and $3,700 a month in child support for their son, Homer. Anne was paying $15,000 a month, but claimed she couldn’t afford that shit anymore due to being out of a job.

She will also pay 75% of Homer’s private school tuition.

These two nutjobs were married in 2001. Coley filed for divorce in February and that’s when the knives came out. Celestia accused Coley of being a porn-loving deadbeat dad. Coley accused her of being crazy. Duh. She does have a book called “Call Me Crazy.” She asked for it!

Let this be a lesson! Never trust a grown man with Dennis the Menace hair and never trust….well….never trust Anne Heche!

Anne needs to team up with Ed McMahon and Evander Holyfield for a threesome sex tape. Well, they all need cash and they need it fast!

Source: UsWeekly

Tags: Drunks, Dumbasses, Splits, Uncomfortable

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