They Are So Sneaky

May 23, 2008 / Posted by:

Pete Wentz told Ryan Gaycrest that he was spending his honeymoon with Asshole in the basement. Pete was lying. They had a honeymoon. They so sneaky! They act like people give a rat’s clitoris. Do rats have clits? Get back to me on that one. I’m too lazy to google.

Ass and Pete arrived in NYC last night from their Caribbean honeymoon. More like Cari-BEIN-UGLY!

And what in blue hell is Pete wearing? I didn’t know Gymboree carried hoodies in size douche.

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