Pete Wentz told Ryan Gaycrest that he was spending his honeymoon with Asshole in the basement. Pete was lying. They had a honeymoon. They so sneaky! They act like people give a rat’s clitoris. Do rats have clits? Get back to me on that one. I’m too lazy to google.
Ass and Pete arrived in NYC last night from their Caribbean honeymoon. More like Cari-BEIN-UGLY!
And what in blue hell is Pete wearing? I didn’t know Gymboree carried hoodies in size douche.