T-Pain Paid His Brother’s Crazy $1.4 Million Hospital Bill

In The-American-Healthcare-System-Sure-Works-Well-For-Everybody news: rapper T-Pain revealed on Instagram his brother’s hospital bill and it’s a doozy.

Without much context or full background story, T-Pain posted a picture of a bill to his Instagram and let his followers know that American healthcare is the best in the world and makes total sense and is affordable for everyone. JK, lol, where? Which state? No: he revealed to his followers that his brother had been in two different hospitals over the course of “a month and some change” and during his time getting–I’m assuming–much-needed medical care, he racked up a bill of over $1.4 million dollars.
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Blac Chyna Lost Her Chance At Baby Stroller Riches

The Calabassas Cackle (aka Pimp Mama Kris) is particularly shrill today as she continues her reign of terror to bring down Blac Chyna. OK, fine. It wasn’t Kris Jenner. It was just Blac confusing a stroller at Six Flags with a javelin that ruined her chance at launching her own empire based off her offspring. Silly BC. There’s only one person who can do that! Continue reading

Tori Spelling Threw Her Daughter A Birthday Party Complete With A Unicorn

About a month ago, a California judge granted a $220,000 default judgement issued by City National Bank against Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott. This was the most recent of many serious moves from people looking for their money. Any normal person might think that’s a sign to stop spending a lot of money. Not Tori and The Deaner! They decided to double-down on the terrible financial decisions by throwing their 9-year-old daughter Stella a lavish unicorn-themed birthday party on Saturday.

E! News says that Tori hooked Stella up with a huge cake, piñatas, face painting, and a unicorn. A freaking fake unicorn. That must have blown The Deaner’s mind; all this time he thought unicorns were as real as his career, and then that thing comes prancing in.

People says that Tori’s brother Randy Spelling and Jennie Garth were at the party, as well as her mom Candy Spelling.

We don’t know how much it cost to throw a party with a unicorn. But I can guess it was expensive. Only a few months ago, they had a $40,000 baby shower for their fifth kid. Tori should be on a budget, and she could have done this party for cheap. Just find a white dog and tie a gold-painted paper towel roll to its head. There, instant unicorn! And if you need a little extra festive flavor, hit up a Starbucks dumpster to look for half-drank Unicorn Frapps.

Pic: Instagram