Category: Tobey Maguire

Tobey Maguire And Jennifer Meyer’s Marriage Is Over

October 18, 2016 / Posted by:

People magazine has confirmed that the latest celebrity relationship casualty is Tobey Maguire’s 9 year marriage to Jennifer Meyer. 41-year-old Tobey and 39-year-old Jennifer released this statement to People about their decision to split up.

“After much soul searching and consideration we have made the decision to separate as a couple. As devoted parents, our first priority remains raising our children together with enduring love, respect and friendship.”

Tobey and Jennifer have a 9-year-old daughter Ruby Sweetheart and a 7-year-old son Otis Tobias.

This divorce probably won’t get that messy. It sounds like they want to raise their two kids together without any drama.

There’s no word on what made them decided to call it quits, like if Jennifer caught Tobey slinging his web into some strange. But I’m sure that no matter what happened, Toby’s in a good place. Which is to say that I’m sure Leonardo DiCaprio has already instructed the other members of The Pussy Posse to plan a Welcome Back, Tobey! party for their recently released brother. Leo will trick Tobey by inviting him over to his house to discuss Hillary Clinton, and when he gets there, everyone will yell “SURPRISE!” as they jump out from behind a human pyramid of 22-year-old blonde panty models. “Congratulations buddy, we sure are – HEY! Get away from those models, Lukas Haas, those are for Tobey! Get back to stocking the condom cabinet like I told you to.

Pic: Wenn.com

Lots Of Famous People Went To Hillary Clinton’s Hollywood Fundraiser Yesterday

August 24, 2016 / Posted by:

The last ballot I cast was in the election that saw HottiĆ© McStud become Prime Minister of Canada, so I don’t get to vote in this one. But that doesn’t mean I don’t know what’s going on. I know one of the candidates is a dry Buffalo chicken tender in a suit. I know that the other one is Hillary Clinton. I also know that they’ve got to make a lot of money before the election, so they hold fundraisers. Yesterday, a fancy money-making lunch was held in honor of Hillary at the Los Angeles home of Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel.

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Charlize Theron Admits She Didn’t Like Working With Tobey Maguire On “The Cider House Rules”

April 21, 2016 / Posted by:

Here’s another one for your “two actors who were really good at pretending they actually liked each other” collection. Charlize Theron recently spoke to James Franco for an interview with V magazine. Well, James Franco might never know if Charlize actually enjoyed talking to him or was just putting up with him to get the job done, because apparently she’s really good at the latter.

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