Category: Teeth Of Meth

Open Post: Hosted By A Congressman’s Tooth Falling Out On Live TV

December 10, 2020 / Posted by:

Common decency is haunting the GOP. That’s my current theory to explain the recent uptick in members of the Republican party decomposing before our very eyes. One look at Mitch McConnell’s putrefied meat hooks, Steve Bannon’s raw ground beef complexion or Rudy Guiliani’s rancid corpse expelling purge fluid and noxious gas out of every hole, is all the proof we need! So when one of Rep. Louie Gohmert of Texas’ teeth decided to commit suicide on live TV, I was not surprised in the least. That poor tortured bicuspid saw daylight and tried to leap to its death. That’s what you get when you refuse to wear a mask!

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Open Post: Hosted By “Tiger King’s” John Finlay And His New Teeth

March 28, 2020 / Posted by:

If you haven’t been watching Netflix’s runaway hit docu-series, Tiger King (basically Dog the Bounty Hunter––but gay, and with big cats), you are missing out on a much-needed slice of delicious, leopard-printed Americana. John Finlay, the ex-husband of star, and self-proclaimed Tiger King/fallen HSOTD, Joe Exotic, wandered onto our screens (and into my heart) when the series debuted on March 20, blessing us with his southern-fried twang and his near toothless smile. And in that short time, he’s gone on to become a runaway sex symbol. Well, now some of that Netflix money has made its way into John’s mouth. The pages of GQ are just not ready.

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