If you haven’t been watching Netflix’s runaway hit docu-series, Tiger King (basically Dog the Bounty Hunter––but gay, and with big cats), you are missing out on a much-needed slice of delicious, leopard-printed Americana. John Finlay, the ex-husband of star, and self-proclaimed Tiger King/fallen HSOTD, Joe Exotic, wandered onto our screens (and into my heart) when the series debuted on March 20, blessing us with his southern-fried twang and his near toothless smile. And in that short time, he’s gone on to become a runaway sex symbol. Well, now some of that Netflix money has made its way into John’s mouth. The pages of GQ are just not ready.
Us Weekly is reporting that after becoming the butt of many jokes by internet meanies with no taste, John decided to fix his grill and share the update with his fans on Facebook.
“Yes I have my teeth fixed,” Finlay captioned the selfie, alongside his new fiancée, Stormey Sanders, baring a perfect smile, a baseball cap and a Jack Daniels-themed polo shirt.
For anyone who needs a reminder of the definition of true beauty, this is what John looked like before:
Good for him and all that, but…am I the only one who would rather let PRE-teeth John Finlay get it? Something about a furry chest and a jack o’ lantern grin gets me going. Here’s a clip of John’s new teeth in action. I’m sure they’re sinking themselves into some possum meat right about now.
Here you go. I'm going silent for a while. I'll be back later today.
Posted by The Truth About John Finlay on Friday, March 27, 2020
Pics: Facebook, YouTube