Sienna Miller will play that hot bitch The Baroness in the big-screen version of G.I. Joe. The Baroness is described as a raven-haired sexy femme fatale skilled in espionage. Sienna Miller is described as a dishwater blonde skilled in being a straight-up HO! 

 

The movie will be directed by Stephen Somers for a February start and an August 2009 release.

 

The story is set in…oh who cares! That shit is going to suck! Wake me when they make a big-screen version of "My Little Pony" starring Sarah Jessica Parker, Sheryl Crow, Heather Mills and Haylie Duff. 

 

 

 

 

Those hoove covers are gigantic! Sienna Miller shouldn't stand for that! If she can stand in those clown shoes! And that's all I got! 

 

Here's Sienna at the premiere of Stardust last night in London. 

 

 

 

 

 

Kate Moss is pissed off that Sienna Miller is trying to steal her swagger. Kate reportedly accused Sienna of stealing her look and friends. Sienna is currently sort-of fucking Rhys Ifans, one of Kate's closest friends. Kate isn't happy about it and let the bitch know at a wedding this past weekend.

 

Brawl at a wedding? You can take the trash out of the trash can…..

 

A witness said, "Kate had a go at Sienna and accused her of stealing her style. She was ranting on about how Sienna was now trying to steal her lifestyle and her friends too. It was really cutting and everyone was listening to them."

"A few drinks had been sunk by the time Kate said it and Sienna had plucked up some Dutch courage too. She gave Kate as good as she got."

Eventually someone reminded these two trash cans that they were at a wedding and they stopped. Yeah, they probably stopped to get drunk instead.

Please! These two rat faces don't know how to fight. Someone should've just put a moldy piece of cheese in front of them and whoever got to the center first won the fight. My money would've been on Kate. That snaggle tooth looks turboized.

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Sleep Around Sienna Miller had to put on a few pounds for her new movie "Hippie Hippie Shake." Sienna has gotten a little diet advice from Jared Leto to help her lose the extra weight. Sienna is reportedly effing Rhys Ifans who is currently shooting a movie with Jared.

 

According to Jared, he lost 14lbs in a month from a diet of curry powder and lots of sex.

 

A source said, "He can lose 14lbs in a month on an all-liquid diet by mixing water with curry powder or pepper and combining it with lots of sex."

 

SUCIO! I once tried that Cayenne Pepper, Maple Syrup detox crap and I swear I pooped my kidney out. I probably did! I only lasted two days and it made me hungrier than Paris Hilton's vagina in a room full of dick. My own shit started to look tasty. It's impossible!

 

The sex part is true apparently. I saw some bitch on Oprah that claimed she lost 23lbs in 6-months from having sex with her husband 8-times a week. SLUT!

 

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Sleeparound Sienna and her man-of-the-minute Rhys Ifans were spotted taking a lovers stroll through London yesterday. Sienna denies the two are dating saying "they are just friends." In Sienna talk I'm pretty sure that means she lets him do it in the poop, but not in the coo. You know the coo is much more intimate and all.   

 

That's witch's broom thing is so hideous. I've actually seen that in people's living rooms. 

 

 

 

 

 

Sienna Miller is sick and tired of people calling her a slut. Just in the past couple of weeks Sienna has been linked to several men, all co-stars. Most recently she was linked to Rhys Ifans, but Sienna says she's just giving him a place to crash.

 

Oh and in slut talk "sofa" means "vagina." I speak slut fluently.

 

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