I have terrible, awful news for any thirsty congregation members of Kanye West’s Sunday Scam who were planning to “accidentally” brush hands with fellow parishioner Brad Pitt at the merch table this week. According to Us Weekly, things are heating up between Brad and jewelry designer/holistic healer Sat Hari Khalsa.
Brad Pitt’s recent transformation from alleged bad dad to sober friend of Kanye West continues, which is still a personality choice I never saw coming, but here we are. Brad doesn’t have to publicly keep gushing over Kanye West, but it’s kind of nice he does. Because I’m sure I’m not the only one who has these sudden moments of clarity that make me think, “Wait, did I dream their friendship after drinking Theraflu and passing out to the DVD menu of Legends of the Fall?” So once again, Brad is telling us why he likes Kanye so much.