Boy George was set to begin a UK tour this October, but he has just issued a statement that he will not be making beautiful music after all.
The statement read, "It is with regret that Boy George's October live dates will be cancelled until further notice. This is due to various other "last minute" commitments which unfortunately now clash with the UK dates.
"George would like to personally apologise to his fans and hopes to see you again very soon. Thank you for you continued support."
I don't know what's more shocking: Boy George still touring or that he actually has other plans. My guess would be that his "other commitments" involve several broken light bulbs and an economy sized jar of KY.
Sarah Harding is a member of the UK girl's group Girls' Aloud and is also a notorious drunk. She said she "admires" Liam Gallagher for being a drunk ass fool and refusing to go to rehab.
She said, "Only pussies go to rehab. I'm a bit of a geezer-bird, but I don't drink pints."
"You become a pro at walking from the club to the car seeming sober. But then the photgraphers follow you home. Not so long ago they had a picture of me falling on my driveway!
"I had an altercation with my handbag, couldn't see and I just hit the ground."
An "altercation" with her handbag?! Drunk mess was probably having a conversation with it! She was probably drunk when she said "rehab was for pussies."
Simon Cowell dresses like a gay on a budget, but he’s still richer than most of us combined. He isn’t shy to say it either. He told Anderson Cooper in an interview for 60 Minutes that he’s five times richer than Bruce Springsteen. The Boss is worth around $100 million.
He said he sells more records than Bruce, because he basically gets a cut out of the sales from ALL the former Idol contestants. The winner and runner-ups of Idol in every country are signed to labels within the Sony family.
“By doing Idol I signed the biggest artist on the planet and it’s called Idol because every single Idol winner is now signed through Sony BMG. And this applies to …all countries… we sell Idol to, which is over 30 countries.”
His man boobies are looking much more attractive now.
Paul McCartney has dumped Capitol records after 43-years to sign with Starbucks’ new record label. Paul also plans to take his entire catalog with him. He will be the first artist to sign with the Hear Music label with an album coming out this Fall.
A source said, “They knew it was coming. They did nothing for the Chaos album, and they were reminded that McCartney’s entire contract was ending.”
Starbucks is getting into music? Gross. It’s bad enough I have to pay $8 for a coffee drink, I can imagine what they are going to charge a CD. By the way, Wings was the greatest band ever. Hahaha..
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UK driver of the year and pop star, George Michael, is bringing his drunk ass to the United States! Georgie will start his first US tour in over 15 years this coming Spring. He has had several run-ins with the law and is trying to clean up his image.
He currently just finished a successful European tour. I love his ass, but just don’t let him drive and keep him away from the public toilets. I still laugh picturing his ass getting caught trying to do sex in a park bathroom!
I think I found a new favorite. Sarah Harding is a member of the UK pop group “Girls Aloud” and she’s also known to be quite the drunk in the London party scene. In fact she might have met her match the other night. She hooked up with Tara Reid at Kabaret in London.
In the battle of the booze hounds, Sarah seemed to win out. Tara had to be carried to her car, while Sarah just took this amazing picture. That purse says “Never Have Too Many.”
Sarah was able to walk to her car. She’s seriously amazing.
