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Prince Is A Fun Killer

September 14, 2007 / Posted by:
 
49-year-old (DAMN! That old?!) Prince is planning to sue eBay, YouTube and The Pirate Bay for using his "art" without permission.
 
He issued this statement:
 
"YouTube … are clearly able (to) filter porn and pedophile material but appear to choose not to filter out the unauthorized music and film content which is core to their business success."
 
YouTube responded by saying they are committed to enforcing copyright.
 
Prince thinks that musicians and artists need to "reclaim their art."
 
Bitch hasn't made "art" in at least a decade. Even if he gets his shit pulled off YouTube and those other sites I'm still not going to listen to it. If you ask me it helps to promote his ass to people that would probably have never heard his new music. Greedy ass troll. Evil elf!
 
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Ashlee Simpson Needs To Give It Up

September 13, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Asshole Simpson needs to give up music for good. Yesterday, the single off her third album was released. The song is fittingly enough called "Murder" because it basically murders your eardrums.  
 
Ass sounds like she has a dick in her mouth through the whole damn song. She's also trying to sound all International and she's about as International as IHOP.
 
This song makes anything by Britney Spears sound like music from the angels. 
 
CLICK HERE to listen to it
 
 
 

Lazies

September 12, 2007 / Posted by:
 
The White Stripes have cancelled their entire U.S. tour, because of Meg White's acute anxiety. They were supposed to play 18 dates beginning this Thursday. A statement was made that Meg can't travel due to her anxiety.
 
The statement went on, "The White Stripes sincerely apologize to their fans. We hate to let people down and are very sorry." None of the shows have been rescheduled as of yet.
 
That's what meds are for. She should mix a little Xanax with a little Vicodin and wash it down with some Jack. Does the trick every single time.  
 
Being famous is way better than not being famous. Imagine telling your boss that you can't work because of "acute anxiety." You'd be cleaning out your desk by the end of the day.  
 
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Do We Still Care About These?

August 7, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Justin Timberlake led the MTV Video Music Whatever nominations today. Justin was tied with Beyonce for 7 nominations total, followed by Kanye, Rihanna and Amy WINO.
 
The show will be broadcast live on MTV of course on September 9th at 9 from Las Vegas.
 
Justin, Rihanna, Amy WINO and Lily Allen will perform with a bunch of other people. Here's a partial list of nominees:

Video of the Year
» Amy Winehouse: "Rehab"
» Beyoncé: "Irreplaceable"
» Justice: "D.A.N.C.E."
» Justin Timberlake: "What Goes Around … "
» Kanye West: "Stronger"
» Rihanna (featuring Jay-Z): "Umbrella"

Male Artist of the Year
» Akon: "Don't Matter," "I Wanna Love You" (featuring Snoop Dogg), "Smack That" (featuring Eminem)
» Kanye West: "Can't Tell Me Nothing," "Stronger," "Classic (Better Than I've Ever Been" — DJ Premier remix, featuring Nas, KRS-One and Rakim)
» Justin Timberlake: "Let Me Talk To You/ My Love," "SexyBack" (featuring Timbaland), "What Goes Around … "
» T.I.: "Big Things Poppin' (Do It)," "You Know What It Is" (featuring Wyclef Jean), "What You Know"
» Robin Thicke: "Can U Believe," "Lost Without U," "Wanna Love You Girl" (remix, featuring Busta Rhymes and Pharrell)

Female Artist of the Year
» Amy Winehouse: "Rehab," "You Know I'm No Good"
» Beyoncé: "Irreplaceable," "Beautiful Liar" (featuring Shakira)
» Fergie: "Big Girls Don't Cry (Personal)," "Glamorous" (featuring Ludacris), "Fergalicious" (featuring Will.I.Am)
» Nelly Furtado: "Maneater," "Say It Right"
» Rihanna: "Umbrella" (featuring Jay-Z)

Best New Artist
» Amy Winehouse: "Rehab," "You Know I'm No Good"
» Carrie Underwood: "Before He Cheats"
» Gym Class Heroes: "Clothes Off," "Cupid's Chokehold/ Breakfast in America"
» Lily Allen: "Alfie," "Smile," "LDN"
» Peter Bjorn and John: "Young Folks"
 
Click here to see the entire list. I'm still surprised they do this shit. It feels so 80s to me. Justice better win video of the year. That shit is awesome.
 
I also hope Justin shaves that pubic hair beard (I'm not talking about Biel) by then.
 
 

Sarah Harding Is Insanely Hot

July 13, 2007 / Posted by:
 
I need to start writing about this hot ho more often. Her name is Sarah Harding, she's from Britian and she's basically always drunk. She's a member of the girl group "Girls Aloud" and is known as the hardest party girl in Pop. She said once that she was going to try and lay low for awhile, but homegirl has been out almost every night this week.
 
And get this, bitch is only 25!!!! Yeah, 25 ten times over. I still love her more than mayonnaise though.
 
Source: Daily Mail
 
 
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Kelly Clarkson Takes Reba’s Man

July 3, 2007 / Posted by:
 
Kelly Clarkson recently fired her manager and she's just replaced him with Reba McEntire's current manager and husband.
 
He said, "Kelly is an incredible talent with an unlimited future. We are thrilled to be working with her."
 
Ok. Kelly is totally eating Reba's firecrotch, right? I've heard several rumors that Reba was lesbionic.  I even heard that Reba had a fling with Rosie O'Donnell. ACK! Probably not true, but it's a pleasant image.
 
Here's Kelly not being fat a few days ago on the Morning Show. 
 
 
 
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