Category: Princess Zac
Carlos Leon Needs More Love
With Vadge and Guy Ritchie’s dumbass divorce getting so much attention, I thought I’d show a little love to the sexiest member of that family – Carlos Leon. We should show our appreciation for him by sitting on his face and spinning while humming “Deeper and Deeper.” Since we can’t do that without getting arrested and having a restraining order put on us, here’s some lovely pictures of him with Lourdes.
No wonder Vadge chose his ass as her sperm donor. That bitch is hot. You know that peen hangs low and it wobbles to and fro. You can tie it in a knot. You can tie it in….you get it.
Carlos looks like he might slap you in the teefs if you get out of line, but I need that kind of discipline every now and again. I can even look past that creepy ass tattoo.
If Carlos Leon isn’t your cup of hot leche, I’ve also throw in some pictures of pretty, pretty Princess Zac Efron for all the tweens, pedos, make-up fetishists and dom daddy tops out there.
Donald Trump Is Trying To Start A New Feud
Donald Trump has to give his stupid ass opinion on absolutely everything and the whole Raffey Follieri situation is no exception. Donald CHUMP told Access Hollywood (via MSNBC) that it was very “disloyal” of Anne Hathaway to leave Raffey just before his arrest. What Trump calls “disloyal,” I call “smart.”
Trump said, “She hasn’t remained very loyal to him, has she? So when he had plenty of money, she liked him, but then after that, not as good, right?”
I’m a little disappointed that Trump didn’t end his comments by saying, “And she’s a fat, degenerate, lazy slob!”
This is pretty rich coming from a dude who collects wives the way he collects dead pussy hair. If Trump lost his cash tomorrow, Melania and her hot squinty eyes would be out the fucking door without so much as a goodbye. Rule #1 in the Gold Digger’s handbook is: Love the money, not the man!
The Rat’s Name Is Annie
Who done told on Raffey Follieri to the FBI?! According to his friends, Raffey’s ex-somethingoranother Anne Hathaway ratted him out to the feds. Why that cunning lil’ gayelle!
One of his friends told the NYDN, “She’s referred to as his former girlfriend in the indictment even though her spokesman never confirmed they broke up. I think that in return for her cooperation, the feds held off on arresting Follieri until she was out of the country.”
29-year-old (MY ASS) Raffey is still sitting in jail on $21 million bial after he was arrested for fucking with the Vatican by pretending to be their CFO to steal tons of cash from investors.
Well played, Annie. Although, bitch should have taken his credit cards for a little Home Depot shopping spree before she turned his Zach Braff wannabe ass over to the FBI.