THE QUEEN’s Eldest Grandchild Peter Phillips Is Getting A Divorce After 12 Years Of Marriage

Believe it or not, but THE QUEEN has other grandchildren besides Prince Hot Ginge and his brother (“And us! And us!“, squealed two ugly hats in a field of tumbleweeds). THE QUEEN’s eldest grandchild is Peter Phillips, the 42-year-old, no title-having son of Princess Anne and Captain Mark Phillips. And it has been announced that he and his wife of 12 years, 41-year-old Autumn Phillips, are getting a divorce. And Autumn is from Canada, so there was a rumor she was going to flee back to her homeland. But don’t worry Canada, you don’t have to worry about your land getting overrun by royals and their security paid for by you, because Autumn is staying in England.

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