Category: Papa John’s
Open Post: Hosted By Papa John’s Extremely Modest And Tasteful Home
Papa John’s founder, John Schnatter, has been stuck at home and so he decided that he shouldn’t be the only one to experience his amazing and beautiful sprawling castle-like mansion and so he shared it with us. Dubbed “Papa Castle”, the gigantic property in Louisville, Kentucky features all the standards of a royal abode. It’s way too big, it has a moat, and it has a clock statue of two eagles fucking. Welcome to Lifestyles Of The Rich And Trashy.
Open Post: Hosted By Papa John’s Papadia
Since every fast food chain in the fast food game has to try to come up with their own Popeyes Fried Chicken Sandwich, Papa John’s has butt burped up their answer. They have sharted out a revolutionary product that has never been done before and definitely can’t be achieved just by folding over a slice of pizza. They have served up what would come out of a pizza’s poon after it bareback boned a quesadilla. Papa John’s is now selling the Papadia, which sounds like the name of a demon that possesses your body and causes you to barf from all of your holes. A fitting name, I say!
Papa John’s Founder John Schnatter Says He Ate “Over 40 Pizzas In 30 Days” And Promised “A Day Of Reckoning”
Papa John was trending on Twitter yesterday and today, because its founder, John Schnatter, did a ludicrous interview, which was like the Papa John’s Pizza version of that video where O.J. Simpson says that he has some “getting even to do.” Well, John promises a pizza “reckoning” on the horizon. Sounds ominous… and sort of delicious–I mean if it’s something other than dusty-ass Papa John’s.
Papa John’s Founder Resigns After Dropping The N-Word During A Conference Call
Another day another racist rant that causes someone to lose their job. This time it was founder of pizza giant Papa John’s. Yup, Papa John himself just got fired from Papa John’s.
Forbes is reporting that founder, chairman and human mascot, John Schnatter, done Schnattered the bed after using the N-word on a conference call. Jeez, man. I’ve heard of answering a conference call while in the bathroom, but never at a Trump Rally. Don’t those get kind of loud? Continue reading