Something Tells Me The Duggars Messed With The Wrong Bitch This Time

America’s most wholesome family, The Duggars, took a break from shooting tiny humans into the air through their tennis ball machine vaginas and destroying eyeballs with their up-close kissing to have a little fun in the snow. But of course, the Duggars can’t have a little fun in the snow without being lukewarm shit bags about it.

The Duggars aren’t content with causing damage to their own pussies by birthing out a hundred kids in a row. They have to try to cause damage to other pussies as well. On Sunday, Jill Duggar’s husband and future baby father Derick Dillard Instagrammed a video of him playing a little game of cat bowling in the snow. He was the ball and an innocent cat was the pin. With a little help from a baking pan sled and a friend, Derick tried to run over a cat who was just trying to live its own life while the other Duggars cheered and laughed.

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101 Uses For A Puppy: #34 Face Blocker

Amanda Bynes figured she really needed a London to her Brit Brit, so she got herself an adorable puppy friend who obviously didn’t sign up for this foolery and wants no part of it. That dog looks like he would rather lease a space in Wonky McValtrex’s dog closet of doom than be Amanda Bynes’ sidekick/pap blocker. That dog does not appreciate Amanda showing his down low parts to the paps. That’s pet-o-philia.

Amanda can’t even take care of a polyester wig and now she’s responsible for a living, breathing life that needs to eat things other than burnt weed buds and drink liquids other than dirty bong water. Poor dog is probably looking at Amanda’s wig and thinking that’s where he’s headed next. Somebody please alert Annemarie Lucas about this!

And on a positive note, Amanda does have the right idea. If everyone covered their face with a live puppy mask, the world would be a much more adorable place.

Pics: Splash