101 Uses For A Puppy: #34 Face Blocker

July 11, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K

Amanda Bynes figured she really needed a London to her Brit Brit, so she got herself an adorable puppy friend who obviously didn’t sign up for this foolery and wants no part of it. That dog looks like he would rather lease a space in Wonky McValtrex’s dog closet of doom than be Amanda Bynes’ sidekick/pap blocker. That dog does not appreciate Amanda showing his down low parts to the paps. That’s pet-o-philia.

Amanda can’t even take care of a polyester wig and now she’s responsible for a living, breathing life that needs to eat things other than burnt weed buds and drink liquids other than dirty bong water. Poor dog is probably looking at Amanda’s wig and thinking that’s where he’s headed next. Somebody please alert Annemarie Lucas about this!

And on a positive note, Amanda does have the right idea. If everyone covered their face with a live puppy mask, the world would be a much more adorable place.

Pics: Splash

Tags: Amanda Bynes, Animal Stories, MESS, Paging The ASPCA

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