Morning Wood
June 30, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
Michael Jackson’s image will forever live on the pristine skin of Jodie Marsh – Holy Moly!
Diane Keaton better lock herself in the safe house until further notice – SOW
The bitch who got dumped on The Bachelor is trying the whole “engagement” thing again – Popeater
Johnny Depp and Marion Cotillard should switch hair – Socialite Life
Little Lord Ty Ty – The Bastardly
The hairless wonder in one of Tommy Girl’s party outfits again – I’m Not Obsessed
Eddie Van Halen got married – ICYDK
I think Usher should start by checking if Tameka has a real uterus or not – Celebitchy
Megan Fox as a brain-eating zombie. This is fitting since my brain eats away at itself whenever I read one of her quotes – Popoholic
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