What The Hell Are These Bitches Wearing?!

Did Mark Ronson and his child skank, Daisy Lowe, buy their clothes at a children’s costume shop? Her shirt (if you can call it that) and his pants are too fucking tiny. It really hurts my black heart when sexy bitches like Mark Ronson fight the hotness. There’s no need for it.

Somebody please tell Mark that looking like Pee-Wee Herman’s younger and slower brother is not cute.

Mark Ronson Approves

Mark Ronson, 32, on his sister SamRo, 30, dating HoHan:

“My sister and Lindsay make a cute couple, don’t they?”

Depends on the lighting. For the record, SamRo and HoHan have never confirmed that they’re bumping bald kitties. Mark is just stirring the pot and I wish he did it on YouTube…..with no clothes on. And who knew SamRo was fucking 30? HoHan’s only 21 and looks like she can be SamRo’s mama je’e.

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Daisy, Don’t Get Too Comfortable

As soon as I saw these pictures of Mark Ronson and his child girlfriend, Daisy Lowe, I got all “Fatal Attraction” inside. I want to scream, “I won’t be ignored, Mark!” Daisy better keep her stuffed animal collection safe, because I’m this close to boiling one of her stuffed toy bunnies.

32-year-old Mark and 19-year-old Daisy were pictured as a couple for the first time in London last night. Daisy needs to go back to playing with Barbie and leave Ronson to the big bitches. I’m sure the girl is lovely and shits crystal bubbles, but she should put down the Ronson and move on.

You can tell Mark is thinking of me in those pics. “I won’t be ignoooored Mark!!! I won’t allow you treat me like some slut you can just bang a couple of times and throw in the garbage!” Actually, he can do the latter anytime he wants.

Wino Effs Up Again

If you gave Wino a genie in a bottle with unlimited wishes, she would find a way to fuck that up. Shit, she would probably mistake the genie for an 8-ball and snort that shit up. Well, she’s fucked up the new Bond song! Wino and Mark Ronson were working on a duet for the upcoming James Bond flick, but all work has ceased.

Mark Ronson told The Sun that it’s all over, “We did work on it but we never finished it. I don’t think it will happen unless by some miracle it gets recorded and someone sings on it. I’m not sure Amy is ready to work on music yet.”

Friends of Wino are afraid Mark will turn his back on her. He’s one of the only people in her crack life that truly want the best for her. Blah..blah..blah…

Wino’s spokeswhore said, “Mark presented a track to Amy, but she had other ideas about the direction it should take. We’re sure they will continue to make great music together.”

Most likely, Wino wanted to call the song “Blaaaaaaake is Forever” or “For Blaaaaake’s Eyes Only.”

Now the Bond theme is without a singer. I nominate the hot dude below (this shit is NSFWish):

Here’s some pictures of Mark Ronson looking like a hot plate of disco fries leaving Lily Allen’s BARFday party last night.