Category: John Lennon

Paul McCartney Says He Once Fapped With John Lennon

September 11, 2018 / Posted by:

We’ve all enjoyed a good tune from time to time by The Beatles, but I’ve never really connected with them like my parents did. That all changed this morning! Coming straight from the Quincy Jones school of no fucks left to give, Paul McCartney gave an interview that probably has daughter Stella McCartney sobbing from embarrassment into a crate of environmentally friendly chiffon at her design studio. Paul says that back in the day and before they were world-famous Beatles, he and John Lennon were just typical horny boys who liked to play with their trouser Yellow Submarines, er, trouser snakes. They were so boned once (or twice!) that Paul says he, John, and a group of friends jerked off together!

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Paul McCartney Talked About John Lennon During March For Our Lives

March 25, 2018 / Posted by:

Yesterday, the teenagers who survived the Parkland inspired people in over 800 cities across the world to stand up and march for gun control reform here in the bullet-wounded U.S. Celebs joined in too, one of them being Sir Paul McCartney. Sir Paul joined the march in NYC, and CNN asked him what he thought the protests could accomplish. He referenced his friend and fellow Beatle John Lennon, shot to death in front of his apartment building in NYC in December of 1980. Continue reading

Yoko Ono Says That John Lennon Wanted To Do A Dude But Couldn’t Find A Hot Enough One

October 14, 2015 / Posted by:

John Lennon supposedly made fun of the Beatles‘ manager Brian Epstein for being gay. Maybe John did that because Brian was getting peen and he wasn’t because he was too damn picky. At least that’s what Yoko Ono says. In her latest interview about John with The Daily Beast, Yoko says that he was a picky bi who wanted to roll around naked with another dude but his high standards kept him from doing so.

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