Henry Cavill Said Some Words About Dating A 19-Year-Old

During an interview with Elle (via Henry Cavill News) to promote Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, the interviewer Mickey Rapkin brought up his 19-year-old British college student girlfriend Tara King and wondered what does he talk about with a youngin’ whose face probably contorts into a bold-faced question mark when he asks her what her favorite Ace of Base song is.

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Henry Cavill And His 19-Year-Old Piece Are Still Together

When I first wrote about Henry Cavill and his college freshmen piece, I figured it would last about forty five seconds and he’d quickly be seen taking a completely natural and not-at-all staged walk in front of the paparazzi with one of the Pretty Little Liars chicks or someone like that. But I underestimated the strength of love (and a long-term contract) because 32-year-old Henry and 19-year-old Brit Tara King are still a thing. To quote Huey Lewis & The News, “The power of love is a curious thing.” “Um, what’s a Huey Lewis and what’s a The News,” asked Tara King who was born over 10 years after that song came out.

Henry and Tara were first seen together last October and The Daily Mail (via Celebitchy) says that they spent the holidays with each other. Henry and Tara spread their genuine love through New Zealand during her university’s “reading week” (which is supposed to be spent studying but is mostly spent partying). Henry also took Tara to meet his family in Jersey (not the state in America that Chris Christie is the governor of):

‘A lot of people wondered if the relationship would last, but this shows it’s serious, despite the age difference,’ a friend of the actor tells me.

The New Zealand adventure came two weeks after Tara joined Henry in Jersey, where he was born. Two months before that, Henry took Tara to China.

I’m around Henry Cavill’s age and there’s no way I could date a 19-year-old. It wouldn’t work out. I’d have to dump their ass as soon as a bar kicked them out for being underage. I’m sorry but nobody gets between me and happy hour, bitch.

But I say, get that Superman ass while you can, Tara. The good news for Tara is that the legal boozing age in Britain is 18, so she can legally enjoy a glass of cognac while lying on Henry Cavill’s bear rug of a stomach.

Also, this is apparently Tara’s hand in this picture:

When a selfie fails…but great to be back home in Jersey.

A photo posted by Henry Cavill (@henrycavill) on Jan 18, 2016 at 1:15pm PST

That picture has made me ask the question: Would you give Henry Cavill’s butt chin a rim job?

Pic: Weibo via @HenryCavillNews

Open Post: Hosted By Henry Cavill’s Hot Hairy Nipples And Furry Stomach Rug

Henry Cavill posted this picture on Instagram today of him doing Superman training for the Justice League movie. It took me a while to notice his face (“Wait, there’s a face in that picture? Where?!” – you while licking the screen and typing at the same time), but when I did I noticed that his facial expression was a cross between an O face and a “concentrating really hard on trying to poot out a stubborn fart” face. But then again, isn’t there a thin line between someone’s O face and someone’s fart face? I need to stop before I find another way to ruin this hotness even more than I have.

And someone really needs to tell Henry that if he’s serious about his Superman training, he needs to do naked jumping jacks in a SnapChat video. I mean, the real Superman did that while training. I read that in a Superman comic book or something.

ICYMI: The Trailer For “Batman v Superman: Dawn Of Justice”

My baby gay-self screamed “GOD YES!” when Wonder Woman popped up at the end of the trailer even though she just stands there while not being Lynda Carter. It’s the power of widow’s peak boots!

Ben Affleck went on Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night to show everyone the new trailer for “Batman v Superman,” which comes out in March. The trailer made the movie look like one long contest where they all try to out-constipate face each other. Mostly everyone looks all serious, strained, brooding and like their bowels are in major need of some damn relief. They finally get that relief and their backed-up shit loads form a giant mutated caca monster named Doomsday! Doomsday looks like Piece of Chet from Weird Science after he went on the Paleo diet and took a whole lot of roids.

Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman doesn’t show up until later in the trailer, so skip to the 2:36 mark if she’s the only thing you care about.

And Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor… Damn. I don’t think he got the note that the movie’s overall mood is “first few seconds of a Dulcolax commercial” and not “last few seconds of a NoDoz commercial.” Wrong over-the-counter drug, bitch. Dude is hyper wrapped in annoying. He’s like Nermal from Garfield as an evil villain. I don’t know if he’s playing Lex Luthor, The Riddler, Jar Jar Binks, Larry from Three Stooges or a combination of them all.

Also, I have a side question. Do you think that while impatiently waiting to shoot the big fight scene, Henry Cavill and Ben Affleck asked what the hold-up was and the production assistant said, “Waiting for Gadot.” Okay, okay, I’m leaving. I’m showing myself out!

Pics: Wenn.com

Henry Cavill’s New Piece Is A 19-Year-Old College Student

Judgmental side-eye lady in the back may or may not be expressing your thoughts about that headline.

The Daily Mail says that all of you hussies can stop sending Henry Cavill a pair of your used panties with your number written on the crotch, because he’s off the market for now. 32-year-old Henry is apparently dating 19-year-old freshmen college student Tara King (the blondie orange sitting next to him). How very Scott Disick of him! They met at a club in London in August and have been a thing ever since. They were together at a Rugby World Cup game earlier this month. The Daily Mail even called up Tara King’s mother and asked her if it’s true that her daughter is doing the Superman with Superman.

When asked about her daughter’s romance yesterday, Miss King’s mother said: ‘That’s something you would need to speak to her about, not me.’

Cavill’s publicist did not respond to requests for comment.

I refuse to take Henry and Tara King’s relationship as 100% real until I see staged paparazzi pictures of them strolling hand-in-hand through a grocery store parking lot.

Some people are throwing burning looks of judgement at Superman for dating a teenager, but I’m sure Henry and Tara King will prove all the hating haters wrong and in 50 years they’ll be back at that same spot together watching their grandson play rugby. Or Henry will dump her next week for an 18-year-old. Yeah, definitely the latter.

Pic: Getty

Open Post: Hosted By Henry Cavill And His Dog

Here’s Henry Cavill struttin’ that ass while wearing a sweatshirt that is LYING to us all, because I glued my eyeballs to the screen and it doesn’t look like he’s gone commando. Henry took his emotional support Akita Kal-El for a walk in London and he worked his hot Dr. Evil-approved pinky ring while doing so. THAT PINKY RING! Pinky rings are only okay if you’re a 12-year-old girl from the late 90s, a mob boss, an evil dictator who hungers for world domination or if you want to add a little girth to your pinky for finger and fist fuck play… Okay, I think I just answered my question as to why Henry Cavill is wearing that pinky ring*.

* I read that it’s a family ring, but I’m still going to choose to believe it’s for finger and fist fuck play.

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