Category: Halftime Show
The Grammys Committee Might Have Shut Out The Weeknd Because He Chose To Perform At The Super Bowl (But The Head Of The Grammys Denies This)
Yesterday the Recording Academy announced their nominations for the 2021 Grammy Awards and many pointed out that The Weeknd was snubbed for his critically acclaimed album After Hours. To borrow a Mean Girls metaphor, The Weeknd was Gretchen Wieners, and there was no candy canes for him in the Grammy’s bag yesterday. As it turns out, there might be a reason why The Weeknd has been shut out of the 2021 Grammys, and it has to do with the Super Bowl.
The Weeknd Will Headline The 2021 Super Bowl Halftime Show
Get ready for moms everywhere to say, “Honey, why can’t that fella feel his face? Is it because he’s taking Lipitor, because when I was taking Lipitor, I had tingling in my face so my doctor switched me to Lisinopril and it helped. Someone should tell him, and you know, the game is only halfway done and you just finished your ninth beer. Here have some water…” Because The Weeknd will headline the 2021 Super Bowl Halftime Show. You know, the Halftime Show being filled with songs about drugs, betrayal, orgies, heartbreak, drugs, sadness, bad relationship decisions, and drugs is perfect for these times. And yes, I responded to the news by calling 911 and saying, “Yes, I’d like to report a grand theft incident against the Super Bowl people. They robbed Charo AGAIN!”