Category: Feline Genitalia
Jason Derulo Was Surprised To See That His “Cats” Character Didn’t Have A Penis
I didn’t think it was possible for anybody to be more obsessed with the feline genitalia of the Cats movie than I am, but Jason Derulo has just proved me wrong. We already knew that Jason is a huge fan of his own dick in its human form when he thirstily drew attention to it on Instagram. He was wet, it was fluffed, he called it his anaconda, and it was all very unnecessary. But then Instagram removed it for violating their terms of service, prompting Jason to loudly complain stating “I can’t help my size.” Apparently, that statement goes double for Jason’s appearance in Cats. According to Digital Spy, Jason was shocked to learn that his dick had been digitally removed from the finished product. I wonder what the fuck kind of movie he thought he had signed up for.