Open Post: Hosted By Jason Derulo Thirst Trapping The Hell Out Of Instagram
Jason Derulo, who is starring in Satan’s latest piece of propaganda (the movie Cats), posted a picture to Instagram which really is only done for one reason: thirst-trapping. Jason Derulo probably saw that The Hammaconda made an appearance in the wild, and decided to bring out the Deruloconda.
Jason Derulo may be starring in and will soon promote a movie about Cats, but what he gave us on Instagram what a weasel after stuffing itself at Thanksgiving dinner. But still, this would be a better poster for the movie than anything featuring those meth-riddled mutant-cat-people:
Jason Derulo definitely fluffed it up and got it camera-ready.
He replied to one commenter asking what he was hiding in those thin black boxer-briefs:
“Anaconda.”
And also commented on his own post:
“Don’t lie… did you zoom?”
Yes–Jason. Obviously I did. Jason had previously talked to Men’s Health about how he looks this sexy back in September, taking them on a tour of his gym and fridge:
I’d like a tour of his something else, if you know what I’m saying.
I’d like to thank Jason for truly doing the only promo which could influence me to see Cats. The only downside I see to this is that it’s only a matter of time until someone uses Photoshop to meld this fine-ass picture with his Cats character into some creepy well-hung furry porn. But I still would.
Pic: Instagram