Back in September, Elin Nordegren caused many people to strongly question her judgement after sources claimed she went on a date with barely-rich Gavin Rossdale. They had allegedly gone out for dinner in Los Angeles, and were trying to make more dates happen, depending on how fast her private jet could get to L.A. from Florida. Except that it looks like their date never have happened.
Gavin is a guest editor for the The Sun this week and he talked about Elin. Just like the story from September claimed, Gavin got hooked up with Elin through a friend who wanted to play matchmaker. But according to Gavin, they never had dinner in Los Angeles.
“So I texted her a couple of times to say hello. She lives in Florida. She’s a really great girl. But I’ve never met her.”
Gavin adds that he’s hesitant to introduce Elin to his sons Kingston, Zuma, and Apollo, because they might accidentally ruin her stuff.
“I look at my boys running around the house with Nerf guns and throwing footballs and think, ‘How would anyone survive? I’d be like, ‘Oh, sorry about that – someone’s just sat on your sunglasses.”
Gavin has been texting who he thinks is Elin, but has never met her. Elin is rich, yet she just can’t seem to pull out her AmEx Black Card to buy a plane ticket to L.A.? Hmmm. I don’t want to suggest that Gavin isn’t actually texting the real Elin Nordegren, but…I’m not confident that he’s texting the real Elin Nordegren. Gavin’s friend could have set him up with a blonde from Florida named “Eleanor DeGrynn“, and Gavin was too blinded by the dollar signs after hearing what he though was “Elin Nordegren” to ask any follow-up questions. Or maybe “Elin” is actually just Blake Shelton helping Gwen Stefani pull a very long, very involved revenge prank. Whatever is happening, one thing is for sure: the next person Gavin messages should be Nev Schulman, because I think he might be getting catfished.