Glamberace’s partner in peen is trying to kill us with his *fierceness*!!! Sasha Fierce, go take a nap, because the real diva of the world has officially arrived and he brought his A GAME! Look at that bitch working the pap trail like he’s on the catwalk of RuPaul’s Drag Race! Git it, gurlfwend! Show us who farts the most glitter in that relationship.
You know, Glamberace is supposed to grace the cover of Rolling Stone’s “No Fucking Duh” issue in August, but methinks his boyfriend is the one who needs to be doing all the posing for the cameras. With a face like that, he should be on every cover. If Shia LaBeouf and a gay-faced bobcat from the 1980s had a meth baby….. Stun. Ning.
Here’s a little video of the magical unicorn leading a ferocious pixie through the mob of paps in West Hollywood last night.
Pop the poppers and heat the oil, because the biggest homo fight since Gay Al vs. Star Jones is about to go down! Remember when Gayken got all cunty and said Glamberace’s performance of “Ring of Fire” made his ears bleed (but his b-lips tingle)? Well, Glamberace finally let the bitch out of the bag and responded during an interview with Access Hollywood. YES! YES!
The Glittery Prince of the Unicorns said, “I don’t know Clay. I’m glad he’s getting headlines now though, because he wasn’t before. If he wants to ride my coattails about it, good for him.”
Note to Gayken: Glamberace didn’t mean the last part LIKE THAT, so wipe the scented Vaseline off your carrot and gerbil hole.
And I hope Glamberace likes Premarin in his eyes, because the Claymates are out for the blood of a unicorn! They already have to deal with desert vagina and now THIS! It’s not going to be purdy.
