Category: Christine Ouzounian

Tom Brady And His Super Bowl Rings Have Been Dragged Into Ben Affleck’s Nanny Scandal

August 11, 2015 / Posted by:

The New York Post somehow got a hold of a picture of Ben Affleck’s ex-nanny/maybe fuck piece Christine Ouzounian happily lounging on a private jet headed for Las Vegas. Her boss/maybe fuck piece Ben Affleck and Tom Brady were also on that jet. Most of us probably figure that Christine dropped that picture into the Post’s hands, because bitch isn’t fucking around and knows how to play the game. But maybe (Warning: Possible PLOT TWIST ahead) Ben Affleck gave that picture to the Post, because he’s trying to move the heat from his dick to Tom Brady’s dick.

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The Nanny May Spill All In A TV Interview If Ben Affleck Dumps Her

August 10, 2015 / Posted by:

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner were papped going to the farmer’s market with their chirrun in Atlanta, GA over the weekend and it was the first time they were photographed together since their divorce went full Gone Girl 2.0 by rumors of his fling with the nanny popping up. The nanny is currently holed up in the Hotel Bel-Air on Ben’s dime (which is allegedly costing him $12,000), but she may break out and finally hit the ho stroll in a big way. The nanny may talk in a tell-all interview. In that picture above, Ben is either concentrating hard on slowly pushing out a stubborn fart or he’s about to caca his panties because he just found out that his alleged one-time piece may spill it to the media.

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The Nanny Is Hiding Out At The Hotel Bel-Air And Ben Affleck Is Allegedly Paying For It

August 6, 2015 / Posted by:

Seen above sending Ben Affleck a text threatening to release a Hi-Res, brightly lit picture of his dick if he doesn’t play nice with her (wishful thinking), the nanny Christine Ouzounian is currently living the opulent kept bitch life at the Hotel Bel-Air.

I’ve written about Christine the Nanny way too many times and even I couldn’t ID her if she was the only one in the room and was wearing a stick-on name tag that read, “Hello My Name Is… Christine the Nanny.” But somehow, “guests” at the Hotel Bel-Air keep recognizing her and have taken sneaky pictures of her in a bikini by the pool. Christine in a bikini popped up in Star Magazine and now she’s in this week’s InTouch Weekly.

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Oh, The Nanny Is Good

August 5, 2015 / Posted by:

Christine Ouzounian, the nanny who probably boned Ben Affleck even though he denies it, should set up a class for nannies who want to turn their full-time childcare job into a career in fame whoring, because bitch knows how to hustle and keep her name in the tabloids.

It’s only been a week since the story about Ben doing the nanny came out and Christine has already worked it in a ho stroll photo shoot and starred in a grainy bikini spread that was supposedly taken by a sneaky hotel guest with an iPhone. And now, Radar has posted paparazzi pictures of Christine and Ben that were taken at his rental house in L.A. on July 17th, 16 days after Jennifer Garner fired her. Entertainment Tonight says that these are the pictures that were taken after Christine tipped off the paparazzi. Ben reportedly dumped her ass shortly after.

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Ben Affleck Did The Nanny In The Bahamas

July 31, 2015 / Posted by:

Yesterday, People said that Christine Ouzounian, the nanny who is supposedly in love with Ben Affleck, went to the Bahamas with him, Jennifer Garner and their kids in June. That was the trip they took to hide out as news of their divorce broke. Jennifer apparently sent Christine to the unemployment line shortly after that trip, because she found out that ho was getting on Ben Affleck. E! News is now saying that Christine and Ben bumped genitals during that trip and that’s why Jennifer Garner fired her. I guess in Jennifer Garner’s world, the answer to the question “It’s 10pm, do you know where your children are?” is: Not with the nanny, because she’s blowing Ben Affleck.

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The Nanny Is In Love With Ben Affleck

July 30, 2015 / Posted by:

Ben Affleck’s rep has already denied away that he has completed almost every step in “The Guide To Having A Cliche Mid-Life Crisis” by doing his children’s nanny. Ben is shaking his head “no” to the rumor that he had something going on with the nanny who was hired and fired by Jennifer Garner. He’s even threatened to sue. UsWeekly was the first one to report the rumor and now People, who has pretty much been Bennifer 2.0’s voice throughout their divorce, is saying that the nanny, Christine Ouzounian, is telling her friends that she’s ~in love~ with Ben. Well, judging by these paparazzi pictures of her that were taken yesterday, Ben has some competition. Because it looks like she’s ~in love~ with the cameras too.

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